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by umfumdisi
1-03-18
I have a letter here for Herm Itz.
Any Herm Itz here?
Herm Itz? Dammit!

by umfumdisi
1-03-18
All I wanted for Christmas was working legs.
I wrote Santa a letter. I prayed to God. I even sacrificed a goat in Be'elzebub's name.
*Sigh*

by umfumdisi
12-31-17
Help me and/or the resistance.
I can't. Im busy milking all these space boobies.
I guess now would be a good time to use the force so I don't die in space even though I died in real life.
I will destroy you, uncle, if it's the last thing I do!
No you won't! (well, kinda you will...maybe)

by umfumdisi
12-31-17
I've landed on a strange planet where the pudgy lifeforms have long red necks and bulging eyeballs.
I will attempt to communicate with the apparent leader of the tribe. It now seems excited by the prospect.
Would...you...like...an autographed...photo of...me?

by little_kitty
12-29-17
Some accolades from happy customers!
THANKS TO CLIFF NOTES’ CLIFF NOTES MY ESSAYS GET WRITTEN IN SONE WEIRD FORM OF ENGRISH
Bollocks to these gits, I churn out better writing after a poor curry.
Uh, moving on!
My GPA went from a 2.5 to a 2.4. Thanks for aiming low!
Cliff Notes himself wrote my essay on “Being an Ass”. It was topical. And bad. And way too expensive.
JESUS CHRIST, CAROL, YOU COULDN’T FIND ONE HAPPY CUSTOMER
No, seriously guys. I’m in a bad place with even worse men. They’ve sent collections men for a 500 page paper
You ready for this? Cliff sends his regards.

Coming soon...
Fuck. I have to be funny again.
by little_kitty, 12-29-17

by umfumdisi
12-28-17
Can you at least shred these sensitive documents?
I will defeat them with my Wu-Tang style!
And by that you mean you will place them carefully into the shredding machine...and not chop them up with your ninja sword?
Um...
Yes, Master Chen!

by umfumdisi
12-28-17
Okay, let's start with something a little more simple. This is a watercooler.
But Master Chen, how does it cool the water?
Seriously?
I am so ashamed.

by umfumdisi
12-28-17
Master Chen! I seek training in your awesome knowledge.
I don't think this is going to end well.
Master Chen! I will not disappoint you.
Good, I need this report printed verso/recto, collated and bound; add a TOC and complete bibliography...with footnotes and appendices, of course.
Verso? Recto? Appendices?

by umfumdisi
12-28-17
At least things aren't as bad as in 2001
Chop Suey!!
Crap
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? / Here you go create another fable / You wanted to / Grab a brush and put a little makeup / You wanted to / Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup!

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