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by andydougan
5-12-11
Mullah Omar
...and proceeded to blow his ****ing **** off. Frank Gardner, BBC News.
'kin' 'ell!
I can't believe Osama's really gone.
I know. It seems like only yesterday we all stormed Kabul, hacked off Najibullah's *****, and fed it to his children.
There's a new star in the heavens tonight.
I think that's a daisy cutter.

by andydougan
3-28-11
Intoxicants: check.
Gadget from Rescue Rangers porn: check.
A lifetime of humiliation, resentment and rage which I lack the courage to direct anywhere but inwards: check.
NOW LET'S GET THOSE ENDORPHINS JUMPIN'!!!
Did you do anything nice this weekend?
Cried, mostly.

by KajunFirefly
1-27-11
Sometimes it just feels right.

by KajunFirefly
1-27-11
Hi, you're through to Tommy.
Hi, Tony. I'm looking for Thomas Gallacher.
Yeah, that's me.
Oh... I didn't realise Tony was short for Thomas.
It isn't.
Oh... is Thomas there then?

by andydougan
11-11-10
At work
Hello?
Hi, Susan? I'm phoning about our constituent...er...and his problems with...uh...
I'll be honest. I was just calling to hear your voice. We've never met, but our brief, playful exchanges are all that keep me from downing a bottle of paracetamol.
I delay calling you so I can experience the frisson of anticipation all day. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep imagining the life we could live together.
I'm 56, married, and a thalidomide baby.
Could you at least friend me on Facebook so I can look at pictures of your clothed tits?

by andydougan
9-15-10
So the man in the pointy hat's coming to Glasgow this week to perform some voodoo.
Yay! Fuck the Queen and the UDA!
Don't you object to his involvement in the Church abuse scandal?
Nah. Covering up the odd bit of child **** hardly makes him stand out amongst the scum that we usually entertain.
Like when Kim Howells welcomed King Abdullah because of Britain's "shared values" with Saudi.
He was right, though. I'd quite like to see Kim Howells get his head cut off.

by andydougan
11-02-09
My tear ducts are getting worn out through overuse. Any tips?
Try sticking your head under a train.
I wonder if it should be a cause for concern that I've been doing comics on this subject for the better part of a decade.
Not for me. Or anyone who's not you.
Every year I tell myself that the next will make it all worthwhile. But the light at the end of the tunnel is like the horizon. It moves with me. The future never becomes the present.
Snore!

by andydougan
10-31-09
At the end of a hard day, I like nothing better than to run a hot bath, pour a big mug of cocoa, put my feet up...
...and dig out Bono's thyroid cartilage with a blunt, rusty, ****-covered trowel.
The simple pleasures are the best.
The only problem is trying not to ejaculate too quickly.

by KajunFirefly
10-10-09
Ugh... I need a young priest and an old priest. That was the craziest family reunion yet!
Yeah, I'm scared to open my eyes in case I bleed to death.
My memory's a bit sketchy. I was having nightmares that I was choking on a giant meatball sandwich.
Yeah, and I woke up with mayonaise all down my shirt.
We must have went to Subway after we performed that daisy chain.

by andydougan
5-09-09
Who's smarter: Jesus or Reed Richards?
Jesus. He invented the phrase "Jesus Christ!!!".
Doesn't take much brains. Reed Richards charted the Negative Zone.
Jesus could make the blind walk, and the lame ****.
Could he make sad ****s who read Marvel Comics ****?
Maybe with prep time.

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