Timmy got expelled today, George! Can you speak with him?
Certainly darling. Have him meet me in the den.
You wanted to see me, dad?
Tell me exactly what happened today that got you expelled, Timmy!
You remember me telling you about Miss Jansen, my teacher? How she wears low cut tight sweaters with no bra and mini skirts that show her ass cheeks? Well, basically, I grabbed me a handful of each.
"THAT'S my boy!".....oops, I mean..."How dreadful!"