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...and a partridge in a pear tree...
Oh come on! It's not even Thanksgiving! There's no need to sing Chrstmas songs until after Thanksgiving!
Christmas songs?
I was just commenting on how someone just dumped David Cassidy's body over there.

Della? Are you dead? Ms. Reese?
oh... yeah... that's it...
Move over. I get to touch her now.

We here at the American Widow Project understand that you're going through a very difficult time, ma'am.
I brought over a casserole. Feel free to call if you need anything.
Marilyn, what the hell was that all about?
I'm guessing Charles must have died.

I appreciate the sentiment, Phreaky, and I know your heart's in the right place...
...but I really don't think there's a true need for you to donate your breasts to scientific research when you die.
If, it could prevent one girl growing up flat-chested, it would be worth it!
Maybe, but I just envision a bunch a nerdy scientists taking turns titty-****ing your donated breasts, instead of doing any actual research!

So, if I stick my finger in your mouth, tickle your uvula, and pull my hand back before you chomp down on my arm, you'll pay me fifty bucks?
Yes, with the coveat that if you throw hot coffee on my new Pumas to distract me, I will shoot your cat and butt**** your wife sans condom!
I'm okay with everything except the sans-condom part.
It's a non-negotiable, but I assure you I'm virus-free...
Not after you butt**** my wife sans condom!
How about I shoot your wife and butt**** you cat instead?

by Moturd
11-17-17
America voted on Facebook and Twitter for the turkey's name and millions have tuned in to watch me pardon it. They are ready to announce the results now...
Gobble gobble
With over 48% of the popular vote... the presidential turkey's name is HILLARY!
Our great holiday traditions are important, so very important, and I love our American customs so much, so, so much...
Gobble gobble Benghazzle
But America put me here because they wanted change, so I've decided that I will not pardon the turkey this year.
Feets don't fail me now!

Look...
The water has crested!
You mean..?
Mom's off her period! YAY!!

I don't know... In light of the revelations of Louie CK and Al Franken, somehow my sexual inuendo comics no longer seem appropriate.
What say you, Satan?
I think they're great... Keep up the good work!
Okay... I will!
See you in Hell! Muwahahahaha...

Hey Dad, why is Nicki Manaj like a G6?
Well...
Uh...
I don't know what either of those things are.

If you like it, we can swerve, we can light and stain up here...
?
...and when it's over, I press rewind though...
!
...to see that ass one more time!
You mean I went through the hassle of melting a witch with a bucket of water so you can give me spiritual guidance and you quote me a goddamn rap song???

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