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by Moturd
9-20-18
This is killer weed.
Sweet, man. I'm gonna get baked!
There is absolutely no evidence that a crustacean can get high off pot. Now give me another hit of ecstasy, Bitch!

Meanwhile, back on Planet Nurse-Titty-Burps-in-the-Third-Panel WTF...
*burp*

We now look on Planet ??? WTF...
What's with the outfit?
If, you're going to treat me like a witch, then I'm going to dress like a witch!
How am I treating you like a witch?
You won't buy me a new pair of ballet shoes!
???

What?
Why are you dressed like a pirate?
I'm not dressed like a pirate... I'm dressed like a scalawag!
What's the difference?
Have you not read the contest rules? It said no pirates. Nothing about scalawags.
It's hard to Aaaarrrrr-gue with your logic.

Hmmm... My blinddate's been in the bathroom now for two hours!
I don't think she's coming back.
Maybe, it wasn't a good idea telling her I came up with the money for tonight's dinner by castrating Ragu's pig per atomic-lunch's request!

Jesus..? I must have died and gone to heaven!
Yes, but I'm sending back... I just wanted you to get a gander of the place.
Oh, so as an incentive to change my sinful ways?
Yeah, but we both know that ain't happening!
Yeah, I really love sucking **** for money!

I'm reading today's Makin_d_bacon comic and... OH, MY GOD!!!
What's wrong?
Ragu's pig got castrated!
Looks like Ninja deviated from the plan!
This had nothing to do with Ninja, and everything to do with the pig porking atomiclunch's wife!
Ha, ha... I get it!

I think this would be an excellent spot for our new beef rendering plant...
This is actually indian burial land, sir... It's considered sacred.
So's my ****!
Wow... That sounded very egotistical, didn't it?
I would say dellusionistical is a better word. Sir.

Was I really that bad?
You came putting on your condom!
Oh. Right.
Does this mean I still have to pay you?
Yes, but now it's double.

Do you know what to do?
No.
GODDAMMIT IT ALL TO HELL!!! WE WENT OVER THIS A GAJILLION TIMES!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH-
Relax... I'm just messing with you. I got this.
I warn you... Any deviation from the plan, and I castrate Ragu's pig!

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