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Remind me again why we are sitting through ten minutes of credits after the movie is over.
There is usually an end-credit scene that sets up the next movie. They also let you know who's returning in the next film.
So, what does that say on the screen?
Stan Lee will not return.

I can't believe they hired another unqualified black ***** just so they can check off two boxes on the Affirmative Action quota list!
She is kinda hot though... Nice ass, big tits, plump ****-sucking lips and... And... And...
UUUUNNNNGGGH!!! NUUUUNNNNGGGH!!!
Is that you, Rags?

Wow... Look at all the injured people sprawled across the street from that twenty-three car pileup!
Blood and guts everywhere! GROSS!!!
"Hey, Anders... Instead of standing on the curb giving unnecessary play-by-play, why don't you come over here and lend a hand?"
I can't lend a hand because I don't have any arms... But, I could lend a foot! Or a *****!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Are you thinking about little catholic boys dressed up in Harry Potter costumes?
Actually, I am!
Well, am thinking about butt-****ing aardvarks!
I think I need to layoff the, well, you know the rest!

Follow me...
Okay. Question.
Hit me.
Where we going?
To the other side of my cage, silly!
I think I need to lay off the late-night ***** eating!

What a perfect morning to drink coffee outside of the front porch...
*BUUUUURRRRRRP*
I think I need to lay off the late-night ***** eating.

Good morning, Mrs. Pennynipples.
Forget it, Kaufman!
What makes you think I want something?
Because, everytime you come over with your stupid cat, you want me to help you dig out the dried semen out of his sphincter, right?
You know me so well!

We now look in at Overreacting Randolph at work...
Uh, oh... Looks like Randolph is over-reacting over something minor. What could he be over-reacting over today?
There is good chance that some of those children in the caravan from Honduras are mine!
Okay, maybe this time he's not over-reacting!

Is that what I think it is, Clanko?
What do you think it is, my negro?
World's smallest violin?
Yes, yes, YESSSS!!!
Can I, uh, **** it?
Only if I can watch!

Am I in heaven? Am I dead?
Yes and no, Chen.
What then?
I'm here to show you how your life could have turned out if there had been one small change in your life.
35 years earlier
Ah, what a cute boy. What's his name?
John.

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