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Once Death discovered the mass-casualty potential of dynamite...
23 dead!
67 dead!
...he went on an three-day ape-**** death spree!
149 DEAD!! YIPEEEEEEE!!!

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Marcy... Get the CFO on the line. I need to go over next quarter's projections.
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Also, call my wife and tell her I'll be on time for dinner tonight.
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
AND HAVE SECURITY COME FORCIBLY REMOVE MY GRANDDAUGHTER BECAUSE THAT FUCKING PLANT IS MINE!!!!!!

...and then what happened?
She conked me on the head with a NikeĀ® five iron!
Really?? Did getting hit on the head like that cause any long-lasting brain damage?
Like when I hallucinate talking to floating fishes?
ROAD HOUSE!!

Did you do anything yesterday to remember the late Doctor Martin Luther King Jr.?
Why would I set aside a day to remember a certain brand of shoes?
Not Doc Martin's, you idiot!
Geez! Sorry. You don't have to get so ****y.
Sometimes I want to beat you senseless and march over your unconcious body.
That reminds me, happy late MLK Day!

I'm interviewing African-Americans regarding the impact Martin Luther King has had on their lives...
Okayyyy...
What would you say has been the most positive legacy from Dr. King's movement?
I think that we black people now have a voice in this country... Unlike before, we are no longer afraid to freely speak our minds on the issues that affect our lives.
...said the uppity nigress!

Honey...?
"Yes, dear?"
I think you over-filled the water bed...
"What makes you think that?"
Because, it's peeing all over the carpet!

You flew one hundred twenty-three light years to have sex with me...
...and you last only fifty-six seconds?
MEEK MOPPLE MORK MOOPLE!!
No, I won't give you another chance... You blew it, alien-boy!

by Moturd
1-16-17
Don't do it
Do it! Screw her brains out!
Just imagine if it were your sister or daughter passed out drunk
Don't listen to that homo. Look at those gozongas. You'll never get a better chance!
Remember the Golden Rule
She won't even remember it. She'll think God did it through immaculate conception.

by Moturd
1-16-17
Blorb, when you first abducted me you were so tender and caring. I thought I would cry when you asked me to be your husband and live with you on your homeworld.
But we need to talk. I feel like lately you just don't pay any attention to me. You don't come to bed until after I'm asleep. You never tell me where you're at or when you'll be home.
Can you shut your mouth for like 5 zurms? if my team makes this zonk they advance to the finals!
Would you like me to make another plate of nachos?

by Moturd
1-16-17
Has there been even one alien joke since the Eighties that didn't involve anal probing?
It does seem a bit unfair. How would a rumor like that get started in the first place?
I'm not into that whole anal thing. Call me a boy scout if you must...
Maybe it's a common erotic fantasy of repressed homesexuals expressed during lucid dreaming
but implanting my eggs straight into the thorax through an ear drum is plenty adventurous for me

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