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Next on TruTV: Blind Cop Justice...
That's when her brother threatened to kick my ass for scratching his new corvette.
And, then what happened?
I yelled, "I'LL SHOW YOU SCRATCHES!" and dropped a box of ornery kittens on his head.
I'm going to have to arrest you for doing that, sir.
Why? Did I commit some kind of "FELINE-y"? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
And, I'll have to beat you with my nighstick for that one, *******!

Why do you think the latest comic contest isn't doing too well?
Let's face it... The other strippers on this website pale in comparison to the pure geniusness of RCLG's creativity and humor when it comes to the random comic layout!
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
I just peed myself laughing so hard!
I just icicled myself!

What's that big star in the northern sky, Butch?
According this, Ethan, it's not a star... It's actually the planet Venus.
Neato!
Say, are you just making that up because the Venus de Milo statue has no arms and you're playing me for a fool?
Yes.


What the hell?!
Wilford Brimley?
Yes?
I am the ghost of Diabeetus Future.
What happened to the ghosts of Diabeetus Past and Present?
To be honest, those two ships have sailed. Now grab your swollen feet and get in the ambulance.

I'm not too sure about this...
It'll be fine... I hear these natives are friendly.
In fact, VERY friendly.
They wouldn't happen to be the Cocksucking Watoozi tribe I read about in that pamphlet at the hotel, would they?
There's only one wonderful way to find out!

♫ ♫ I'm singing in the acid rain... Just singing in the acid rain... ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ What a glorious burning feelin' ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ I'll never see my three layers of dermis again ♫ ♫

Wow, grandpa... The cops beat the **** out of the African-American!
Niggers gotta learn, Susie!
That's pretty racist, grandpa.
It is?
Everyone knows ******s can't learn!
I've taught you well, Susie!

Okay, you got me here... Now what?
We wait!
For what?
Halloween, silly!
That's like five months away!
I know! Can't you feel the excitement???

I love drinking a cup of my World's Famous Coffee in this room when the sun shines through the window just right...
*SLUUUUURRRRRP*
If, my arms weren't so short, I'd masturbate to it until I came five, nay, ten times!

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