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by Moturd
9-22-17
Scientists develop a breakthrough artificial muscle that can make robots 15 times stronger than humans bringing the sex robot apocalypse that much closer to reality.
I'd never hurt you, Anderson Cooper.
I'm afraid you'd never get the chance. I'm not attracted to hot female bodies.
That explains your friendship with Kathy Griffin. ...morphing to secondary form...
George, cut the camera and take a smoke break

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
How much longer do I need to stand here, Mr. Crotch?
Just a few more minutes, Phreaky.
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
But, the rest of the class has gone home already!
Almost there...
*FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP*
Okay... It's just that I have to go home wash my sports bra for tomorrow's track meet.
UUUUUNNNNGH!!!NUUUUUNNNGGG!!!

Aren't you a little OLD for sex?
Good news is I have a two-foot ****!
Oh, my!
The bad news is I can't get it hard as hard as I used to when I was younger.
How soft we talking?
Like trying to push a semi with a wet noodle!

Yes, I'm gay... What of it?
I don't mean any offense, but I can't understand why you guys like taking it up the ass!
You ever take one of those monster ****s that hurt really bad on the way out, but then you think about it the rest of the day?
Yeah..?
Well, gay sex is kind of like that.
Atomiclunch told me the same thing! About taking a ****, I mean...

by Moturd
9-21-17
Hmmm. It says here that Bill Gates's greatest regret over Windows is having to press three buttons to login rather than one.
Really Bill Gates? Really?! You think that was the worst thing about it?
For the first 16 years of its existence it would randomly crash every few minutes but you think pressing three buttons at once is the flaw in the system?

You hear about the big asteroid heading our way?
Yeah. I think I'll stay here and avoid the massive migration. The news blows things way out of proportion.
My mom packed everything up and took off. I bet she's stuck behind a hairy Mammoth butt as we speak!
Excuse me fellas.
And you are?
I'm the big-ass droid your momma warned you about.

by Moturd
9-19-17
The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.
Rocket Man is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime.
Kim Jong Um fall down, go boom
How dare he talk about me like dat!
That makes me so mad I could just explode!

I can't believe you chopped off all of Fido's legs!
SORRY!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD GIVE YOU TWO SOMETHING IN COMMON!!
He can't even play fetch anymore!
YOU CAN'T THROW A BALL, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM???
Up yours, ****butt!
AT LEAST, FIDO CAN STILL ROLL OVER!!!

I'd like a pizz-- uh... Are you Matt Damon?
Yep. What can I get you?
I wanted a supreme pizza but noticed that you offer a "white supreme" pizza. I'm assuming it's made with alfrado sauce and chicken.
Nope. It's the same pizza. We just take Kevin off the line and make Javier make it by himself but only pay him half his normal wage while he does.
Douche.

I know what you're thinking... Overreacting Randolph is over-reacting over nothing.
Actually, he's over-reacting over something.
Unless, you consider looking up the word "finooch" in the Urban Dictionary and seeing a naked picture of atomiclunch nothing.

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