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You're saying O.J. Simpson killed Kennedy?
Yeppers!
Who else has he killed?
John Lennon, Osama bin Laden, Prince, Carrie Fisher AND Debbie Reynolds, 75% of the women they blamed on Ted Bundy, and Pat Morita.
Don't forget Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.
He's actually innocent of those murders.

Can I take another look at the contract?
Why?
Well, I think if I'm going to sell my sou, I should at least get what I bargained for.
You did. You said you wanted to be a big, white ****.
No, I said I wanted to HAVE a big, white ****!
Sorry. No backsies!

by Moturd
7-20-17
Now that I am a free man again it is time to make good on my promise to catch the real killer using a web site I built to collect anonymous tips.
The address is http slash slash Nicole, back slash Ron Goldman, escape
It's best to use Microsoft Edge. That is one sharp browser. The others just don't seem to cut it.

by Moturd
7-20-17
Actual quotes from OJ's parole hearing
Nobody's ever accused me of pulling a gun on them
Why not, because they're dead?
I'm a straight shooter
So you never miss and they're dead?
Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman wish to testify
We never said you stabbed us with a gun, you ****!

by Moturd
7-18-17
Why'd you shoot that lady?
Habit. In Somalia we shoot women that report ****s.
You'd better say you were startled by something like a loud sound.
I was startled by a loud sound. That was the loudest fart I ever heard.
I didn't even fart. It's those leather seats in the patrol car every time I scooch my butt around a little.
Well it sounded like a machine gun. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Brenda in accounting said she keeps finding footprints on the toilet seats in the ladies bathroom.
It's that new Asian intern. They all just squat over a hole to go the bathroom over there. They don't know what the hell to do with a toilet.
You know, I think I remember seeing a documentary about that.
Or maybe it was just porn.

I saw your cousin Jamal at the store yesterday.
Jamal? No way. He's been out of town all week.
You get all black people confused with other black people. It's like we all look the same to you.
Well, once you've seen Dajuan, you've seen Jamal.

by Moturd
7-16-17
I am declaring next week to be Made in America Week to champion the American worker and highlight the fine craftsmanship of products made in this country.
This coming from a man whose companies sell items which were made overseas. Ha!
So now you criticize him for encouraging people to buy American, which you say won't benefit him at all, but will benefit American workers?
Uh... I'm going to have to think about that before I respond...
Was that a "Death to America" bumper sticker I saw on your car this morning?

by Moturd
7-16-17
Creator of the zombie film, George Romero, died last night in his sleep after a long battle with lung cancer. He was age 77.
In Entertainment news, today it was announced that next year's Oscar awards ceremony will be hosted by none other than George Romero!
And the award for Best Leading Lady ...brains... goes to Meryl Streep ...BRAINS...

AYUDA, BLINDMAN!! AYUDA!!
SPEAK ENGLISH, MEXICAN MAN!!
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH IF YOU GRINGOS DIDN'T STEAL OUR LAND!!!
IT'S A GOOD THING WE STOLE THIS LAND FROM YOU, OR ELSE THE WHOLE SOUTHWEST WOULD BE JUST LIKE THE REST OF MEXICO!!
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
¿¿CÓMO SE DICE "CRAPHOLE" EN ESPAÑOL??

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