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I can't believe you tried to **** my pony!
It's been a long and lonely spring!

Captain, looking at the readings on this tricorder...
...it would appear this doorknob is really the door's *****.
TURN IT! TURN IT!!
It also appears to be throbbing. Captain.

... Are you room service?
Do I look like a Mexican to you?

I hear the knob is some kind of door *****?
No, necessarily...
Then, necessarily, what is it?
I'll answer your question with a question: aren't women's nipples also called knobs?
So, what your are saying is if I were to suck on your knob, I would technically be sucking on your tit, and NOT giving you a *******, right?
There's only one way to find out, sports fan!

Bitch, you bettah listen up...
STOP GIVING DOORS HAND-JOBS UNLESS YOU GET PAID!!
How should I open doors? With my mouth?
THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR BLOWJOBS!!!

Hmmm... That's a knob, and knob is slang for a man's *****.
So, based on that, a door knob is really the door's *****.
That would mean every time I open a door by twisting its knob, I am unwiitingly giving said door a handjob!

... Good night, and thanks for allowing us into your living room! By the way, your curtains are ugly!
Gimmie a second to pull my pants down
so you can critique my carpet as well!

Pleeeeeeeease?
No!
Just touch it.
I said no!
Just hold the tip then. I promise to do the dishes for a month.
Fine! I'll take the ticket and go to Comic Con with you! Why can't you be a normal guy and beg for anal?

...I must be worse off than I thought. Dial-A-Prayer just called ME!
Which makes me wonder...
When the **** will death return my calls?

This isn't good...
Why?
The homeowners' association is fining you $500 for not landscaping your backyard!
But, I have a good excuse.
I don't think having no arms is going to work this time!
That's not it... Trump's cracking down at the border, so Home DepotĀ® has no Mexicans!

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