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by atomiclunch
7-21-19
The ***** you demanded, my Lord.
How the hell am I supposed to eat that? It's barely a mouthful! You are crap at this minion gig, Doug, you know that?
Forgive me, my liege. I will find more suitable ***** for your tastes.
You'd better. I don't like disappointment!
What would you have me do with this one, then?
Meh, leave it. I could use a good hump.

by atomiclunch
7-20-19
Get out my way, mother****er. I gotta get this crumb to the nest!
Zip it, ant! Don't make me step on you!
So, you got your ass handed to you by a colony of ants?
No, just the one.

by atomiclunch
7-19-19
Okay Maura, i'll need to take your temperature with this rectal thermometer so if you'd just bend over for me.
One sec!
WTF?
*OOMPH*
Maura, why'd you drop a deuce in the office?
Just makin' room!

Listen, Gary... If, I run my finger up and down the edge of this paper pile, it makes a funny fart noise, ha ha!
THAT REMINDS GARY OF THE TIME GARY WAS EATING OUT A CLOWN'S ASS.
I'm not sure I want to hear this...
THE CLOWN FARTED WHEN GARY NIBBLED ON THE CLOWN'S LEFT BUTTOCK.
Now, I'm positive I don't want to hear this!
THE FART LITERALLY SOUNDED LIKE A CHILD'S BIKE HORN. HA. HA.

May I help you?
Do you carry a nightstick?
Yes. Why?
How big is it?
Big enough to knock your fat head into retard!
UUUUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!

Is your wife home?
Yes... Wait. Who are you?
I'm the guy who's ****ing her behind your back.
You're the one? Now, I totally understand...
Understand what?
Why my wife's ***** smells like retard!

by Moturd
7-13-19
Knock, knock
Who is it?
Justice
Justice who?
I said Just ICE
No hablo ingles!

by atomiclunch
7-13-19
Feel better?
Decidedly. And I didn't have to break up our conversation.
I know i'll be sorry I asked but what do you do with it when it's, uh, full?
I generally head to the restroom when it's convenient and dispose of it.
Must be hard to flush, huh?
Shoot, that's nothing compared to waffle stomping one down the shower drain.

by atomiclunch
7-13-19
Come again?
They're like, the greatest thing ever! You can go to the bathroom without having to stop what you're doing! I'm surprised that everyone isn't using them!
You're going right now, aren't you?
YES!

by atomiclunch
7-13-19
Happy birthday, 'Lunch! How old are you now?
The big Five-Seven. Not really a milestone. Just old and busted up.
Hey, it's not all bad. You're still upright and you don't need those diapers, right?
Define "need", Rags.
I mean, you're not incontinent or anything, right?
Heavens no. I just need them because they're so damned awesome!

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