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I wap at night! I wap during the day! I wap at work! I wap at home! I even wap at Walmart!
Wap! Wap! Wap!
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Some say I need to be saved... But I think I need a girlfriend!

I'm bored, Maura... Wanna screw?
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yessity-YES!!!!!!
YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! FUCKITY FUCK-FUCK YESSSSS!!!!
Never mind.
Okay! But, if you change your mind, I'll be over there tea-****ing that coconut!

What good are low-flow toilets when you ALWAYS have to flush two or three times?
by Moturd, 11-12-17

It feels GREAT to be back in civilization, Pete! How 'bout I buy you a beer at that tavern over there as a thank you for rescuing me?
Nah, I'll pass...
Why?
For starters, your hair smells like ****!
I would wash it, but I don't have shampoo... But, even if I had shampoo, I couldn't wash it because I don't have arms! Thank God I'm able to masturbate with my feet!

I knew you'd come, Peter...
I knew you'd come to save me!
Actually, I just came in here to take a dump.
I'd offer to wipe your ass in exchange for a rescue, but I don't have any arms!
Your hair works.

You wanted to see me, Mr. C.K.?
Call me Louie!
Okay. Louie. Say, is that the last of the coffee?
Yes, but you're welcome to take a sip of it.
Only after you move it way from your crotch, you sick pervert!

Good news, Maura...
Oh, God...
I fixed the toilet!
*OOMPH*
Too late.
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER!!

by Moturd
11-09-17
First DACA recipient sent home under Trump arrested just north of a border fence
Don't send me back to Mexico. I'm a dreamer!
Let me guess, you were sleepwalking.
You know liberals will make a movie about this. I'll be rich after I sell the rights to my story.
mhm
Who do you want to play you?
Cheech Marin

by Moturd
11-08-17
Bob Costas speaks about the future of Football
This game destroys people's brains
I don't feel any dumber. Derp.
Me either. Now lets spit on the flag and give our fans the bird! Herp a derp.

If, you ask my opinion on assault rifles. I think-
Hold that thought!
Well..? Were you going to say something?
No... I just wanted you to hold that thought.

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