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by DarcyZero
12-15-03
so like.. do you go moo?
what the ****.. moo? I'll give you moo you long haired dirty hippie... MOO THIS
whoa.. calm down.. calm down my cow-like brotha!
oh ****..
whoa.. the cow like.. combusted... COOL! mmmm...... steak tonight!

by DarcyZero
11-06-03
Thats enough.. I'm gonna have to write you a ticket for that!
woof?
Don't get smart with me now..
woof?
mother****er...

by DarcyZero
5-28-03
My dear child, would you care to confess your sins?
.....
tell me your sins.. you shall be absolved....
umm..... i'm Satan...
my child, you appear in pain.. please.. confess your sins now.. and save yourself!
Jesus freak....

by DarcyZero
2-12-02
What it is, Kell! SO we're going to Funcoland, I think we need to bring Waffles and Lynn with us.. and maybe Helena too! My you're looking very PIXILATED today.. ah 8-bit Nintendo.. how I miss....
DAMN RIGHT!! Now.. where's your damn Pimp. I think we needs to get hooked up wit those Camaro's n' **** aiiight. And why the hell do you look like you work for the poor mans' Walmart??
I'm Marie and I'm so Blonde but.. I can't figure out how it happened.. maybe it was Immaculate!! THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!
I'm Helena and I'm lookin scary... my hair really ISN'T this flat.. infact I have an Afro..why do I look like I'm spanish and japanese? Marie I'm going to BLOCK you IRL...
Hmmm I wonder why Lianna invited me to go with her and Kelly to see Doug.. SHE MUST REALLY MISS ME!!!
Yeah.. she misses you like she misses the sores her braces used to give her....

by DarcyZero
2-12-02
At Funcoland
Hey Doug.. when the hell is that new.... game coming in?.. wait.. you must READ MY MIND.. because I don't LIKE to talk and I think everyone hates me!!
Uhh.. don't know Jeff... um.. why are my eyes so big here??
Hey Lianna, why don't we go to Funcoland and see DOUGIE!!
Welcome to AIM.. I know you NEVER leave.. computer FREAK!!
Why the hell not!! I'll bring my Pimp!

by DarcyZero
2-12-02
What it is, I'm THE pimp narrator of this story.. what it is... what it is..
Sure thing.. Well I'm Ira and I work at Funcoland with Jeff and Doug.. what a babe
I PITY DA FOOL!!! Oh wait.. sorry.. AHEM.. So.. this Doug character.. hmm....... maybe I can make some hardcore cash PiMpin him out..
I'll be the first buyer..... but I'm really feelin' it for Jeff...
Alright FOOL, out of my way before I get the A-Team on yo ASS!
Ok.. this Mr. T thing.. its getting old..

by Ghidorah
2-12-02
It has come to my attention that the third panel in the last strip didn't make much sense. This is because it was posted accidentially, and StripCreator won't permit editing after-the-fact.
The complete, correct dialogue box would have had myself, a computer, initiating a QBasic script that indicated I was crying. Combined with the narration, the end result would have been "funny".
The moral: don't enter a title until the strip is finished.
*FOOM*
But since this is a crappy interface, the end result was just "confusing". In retribution I have set this stage on fire with the power of my mind. That is all.

by Ghidorah
2-12-02
Cheer up, damn it!
I can't do the blind and pointless optimism thing, and you know it.g
Then until you stop your blind and pointless cynicism, I won't talk with you!
Fine! Leave me with my rampant self-depreciation! I don't care!
Predictably enough, he really did care.
REM pjm

by Ghidorah
2-12-02
So what's up, eternal lost PC?
Nada much, nerd-girl...
Just... y'know, chillin' out, relaxing at home with... my computer... and DAoC! Online multiplayer goodness! But I should really be studying... not that i'll ever get anywhere in life... god I suck...
... I wonder what my real friends are doing?
I mean, my job sucks, I have no friends, I never go outside of my home except to go to classes i'll fail anyway... and then there's the whole driving thing. I can't even get my license. That's bad...

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