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latest comics from people Matchbook_Romance is following

by kaufman
5-05-13
Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews.
Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla.

by kaufman
5-05-13
Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes.
Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents.
*******.
One month later ...
Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills.
****.

by kaufman
5-05-13
Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army.
Don't you mean Salvation Army?
No, I don't think so.

by kaufman
5-05-13
Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball.
I'm sorry, I don't dance.
It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle.

by choadwarrior
5-02-13
Hey, boss...your, uh, fly is down.
It's Sfaff Appreciation Week!
Carry on.

by choadwarrior
4-30-13
Deputy David March, LA Sheriff's Dept
The deputy’s mother, said, “I know my son’s heart and I believe in his heart he would forgive this man for what he has done."
End of Watch April 29, 2002
Mom, if I'm ever gunned down and left to bleed to death on the street...
Killer sentenced to life in prison, 2007
Please know that the last thing I'd do is forgive the ******* who did it.
I know, honey.

by choadwarrior
4-27-13
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
July.
JULY!
July.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
What do white supremacists call he Holocaust?

After the Boston Bomber was apprehended, Republican Senator Lindsey Graham said the suspect should be treated as an enemy combatant, despite the fact that he is a U.S. citizen.
You might think he did that because the kid was an Islamic immigrant, but Graham has has taken positions to deny rights to citizens who are just like him...
You know, like his votes for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage and gay adoptions, or his oppositions to the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. I guess he'll die a lonely bachelor.

by choadwarrior
4-22-13
So I read that Dzokhar Tsarnaev used to smoke a lot of weed.
But then he stopped like a year ago.
Which proves that potsmokers never hurt anyone.

by choadwarrior
4-22-13
Sad news tonight...singer Chrissy Amphlett lost her struggle with breast cancer at age 53.
Amphlett was the lead singer of the 80's band Divinyls, whose biggest hit was the song, "I Touch Myself."
So let that be a lesson to you, ladies...once a month above the equator whether you need to or not.

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