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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes. | |
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| Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army. | |
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| Don't you mean Salvation Army? | |
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| Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball. | |
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| I'm sorry, I don't dance. | |
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| It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle. | |
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| Hey, boss...your, uh, fly is down. | |
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| It's Sfaff Appreciation Week! | |
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Deputy David March, LA Sheriff's Dept
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| The deputy’s mother, said, “I know my son’s heart and I believe in his heart he would forgive this man for what he has done." | |
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End of Watch April 29, 2002
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| Mom, if I'm ever gunned down and left to bleed to death on the street... | |
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Killer sentenced to life in prison, 2007
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| Please know that the last thing I'd do is forgive the ******* who did it. | |
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| Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope. | |
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| And now open the envelope and reveal the question. | |
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| What do white supremacists call he Holocaust? | |
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| After the Boston Bomber was apprehended, Republican Senator Lindsey Graham said the suspect should be treated as an enemy combatant, despite the fact that he is a U.S. citizen. | |
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| You might think he did that because the kid was an Islamic immigrant, but Graham has has taken positions to deny rights to citizens who are just like him... | |
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| You know, like his votes for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage and gay adoptions, or his oppositions to the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. I guess he'll die a lonely bachelor. | |
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| So I read that Dzokhar Tsarnaev used to smoke a lot of weed. | |
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| But then he stopped like a year ago. | |
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| Which proves that potsmokers never hurt anyone. | |
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| Sad news tonight...singer Chrissy Amphlett lost her struggle with breast cancer at age 53. | |
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| Amphlett was the lead singer of the 80's band Divinyls, whose biggest hit was the song, "I Touch Myself." | |
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| So let that be a lesson to you, ladies...once a month above the equator whether you need to or not. | |
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