people MatthewEastaugh is following

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latest comics from people MatthewEastaugh is following

by KajunFirefly
5-17-19
Two peple met and in the dusk of red
who are you???
why do you need to know you,r just a money person???
hi FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK OK OK OK OK
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
*kick*

by KajunFirefly
5-16-19
poop Queen hahahaha
you are done
talking about babies
wawa baby in here?
ya you are a baby!
I remember when I used to be in charge of this comic.
ok me in charge now fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by evil_d
5-15-19
Tee hee! I said something you're not supposed to say! Are you going to ban me?
I've never banned anyone for being offensive before. Why would I start now?
But don't you wish you could?
"Could"? I already can. I just don't.
What's a guy gotta do to get a spanking around here?

by evil_d
4-01-19
That teacup ride really tuckered me out, so I'd like to rent Cinderella's Castle for the night.
Uh... we do have a guest room in there, but we usually reserve it for special cases, like Make-A-Wish kids.
They'll be happy to make room for their president, if they're Americans, and if they're not, deport them. And send Cinderella up. Tell her I pay $130,000 a night.
How can any place that doesn't let rich people do whatever they want be the "Happiest Place on Earth"?

by evil_d
3-25-19
You can repaint your house, but the new color has to be identical to the old one.
But nobody's made "Nixon Chartreuse" since the '70s. The closest I can find nowadays is "Trump Orange".
Yeah, that's identical enough.
You don't know what one of those words means.

by evil_d
3-25-19
I'd like to beautify my house by painting it.
Oh, no, you can't do that. It's already the correct color.
I see. And what if the paint were to become damaged?
Oh, then you'd have to beautify it, for sure. By painting it the exact same color.
You seem like the kind of person who listens to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and thinks "A little rhinoplasty would clear this problem right up."
Don't be silly. He should just paint his nose the correct color.

by evil_d
3-05-19
I have a number of complaints about my meal. For starters, the "guacamole" I ordered was just a whole, overripe avocado.
Ah, yes, I'm afraid our chef quit while he was in the middle of making it.
It was also thrown at my head instead of being carried to my table.
Yes, I believe the waiter also quit on his way out of the kitchen.
And another one of your staff loudly called me a "crack *****".
Okay, you got me. This isn't a restaurant; it's the alley behind 7-11 and you're in the middle of a bum fight.

by evil_d
12-20-18
I'm concerned that the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" helps to normalize sexual assault.
It doesn't sound like you've listened to more of that song than its title.
Adults know that it's consensual, but to kids who don't get the subtext, it teaches that men coming into random women's houses and kissing them is acceptable.
Hmm. Aren't you also concerned that Santa is just assumed to be heterosexual?
Well, I mean, he does canonically have a wife.
Maybe she's Santa's true beard.

by evil_d
11-25-18
I just heard you call that guy "comrade". Are the two of you Soviet spies?
You're being ridiculous. My friend's name is "Conrad". And there is no Soviet Union anymore.
Oh, right. Sorry to bother you.
Anyway, Conrad, here are the blueprints for the voting machines.
Спасибо. With these, Ivanka's 2024 campaign can't fail.

by evil_d
11-09-18
And another thing about your transvestite prostitute mother—
Wuh-oh, better step in here.
*poof*
Wow, I thought that guy was going to beat me up for sure! Thanks for saving me, God! How'd you do it?
Fatal heart attack. And I've got to say, I don't think you want to know what's happening to your corpse right now.

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