people Melkor is following

Chi_The_Cynic, cpausti, HollywoodStew, Injokester, kaufman, kramer_vs_kramer, Matchbook_Romance, MikeyG, mmyers, niteowl, not_Scyess, ObiJo, travisweird, umfumdisi, UnknownEric, xxausrottenxx


latest comics from people Melkor is following

by umfumdisi
5-23-12

by umfumdisi
5-23-12

by umfumdisi
5-23-12
What do you think, James?
Underwater levels are annoying.
Lava level?
Yes, the lava is level. Har!
Can we at least hide the princess...
IN ANOTHER CASTLE? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

by umfumdisi
5-21-12
I'm ready to forgive you, Max.
Even after all the senseless violence, bloodshed, *****mongering and killing...
in your video games?
No, in your Bible.
Touché.

Hmmmm...how do I feel about the new FSA food safety requirements regarding the control of e. coli cross contamination?
by umfumdisi, 5-21-12

by umfumdisi
5-21-12
I'm gonna catch you, Pac-Jesus!
Not if I make it to the conversion pellet first, suckah!
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This game is stupid.

by umfumdisi
5-21-12
Hi, I'm looking for a short-sleeved knit gown. Do you have any?
Yes, we have two different styles.
Great.
We have some that are 48 inches and some that are 39 inches.
What's the difference between the two?
9 inches.

by umfumdisi
5-21-12
I wrote my email down so you can send it when you're done.
cassycat@email.com? I thought you were a dog person...
Oh, I do like some things doggy style.
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I think you dropped this.
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by UnknownEric
5-07-12
Man, nobody will buy us any booze!
I know exactly what to do, man.
Dude, what?
Go get a bucket of water and Mary and Joseph's son...
A little later...
Imma turn this **** into wine!
WHOO-HOO!

by UnknownEric
5-04-12
Hi Jim, welcome to heaven.
I'm in heaven? Can I meet famous dead people here? Like Jimi Hendrix?
Sure, they're all over the place.
How bout Kurt Cobain? Jim Morrison? Adam Yauch?
MCA's in the back, cause he's skeezin' with a *****.

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