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latest comics from people MikeyG is following

by UnknownEric
1-16-19
What's this?
I don't know. Some bull****.
I'm not gonna try it. You try it.
Let's give it to Mikey, he won't eat it, he hates everything.
Here Mikey, eat this!
Eat my balls.

by choadwarrior
1-06-19
Great job putting the fire out. How did you do it?
Easy, I just sprayed a little fire retar--
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
Sorry, I just sprayed a little fire r-word.

by choadwarrior
1-04-19
I watched a movie about Vincent Van Gogh the other night.
So tragic.
But at least he died doing what he loved.
Painting?
Killing himself.

by choadwarrior
1-02-19
Son, now that you've reached that age, it's time to have the talk.
We don't need to have that talk.
It's about your pecker.
No. No. No. No.
When you think you're done taking a whiz, wait and count to three Mississippi before putting it away. THREE MISSISSIPPI!

by choadwarrior
1-02-19
Your order number 69.
Nice.
You like to dine in?
I was going to...
But now I'm thinking of eating out.

by choadwarrior
12-25-18
You say you broke in because you thought the son was a good boy and you wanted to give him presents.
Oh, yes. I've been watching him. He's good. Verrrry Good.
How long have you been watching him?
Pretty much 24/7 for his entire life. And not just him...millions of good boys and nice girls.
And you watched them when they're naughty, too? Doing naughty things alone in their bedrooms?
Santa usually cuts them off before puberty.

by choadwarrior
12-25-18
Come on in. I have a new rye whiskey I want you to try.
We can drink it while I figure out what to feed the kids.
Do you have sweet vermouth?
Yes.
We can feed them Manhattans.

by choadwarrior
12-25-18
I'm going out for some egg nog.
Taking Mrs. Claus with you?
She said something about having cramps earlier.
Yes, that's exactly what happened.
I don't know what's gotten into her.
I do.

Every year, I ask you what you want for Christmas and you say, "Nothing."
That's right.
You have to want something,
You can't find the things I need in a shopping mall.
Like World Peace?
No, a really good prostate orgasm.

by evil_d
12-20-18
I'm concerned that the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" helps to normalize sexual assault.
It doesn't sound like you've listened to more of that song than its title.
Adults know that it's consensual, but to kids who don't get the subtext, it teaches that men coming into random women's houses and kissing them is acceptable.
Hmm. Aren't you also concerned that Santa is just assumed to be heterosexual?
Well, I mean, he does canonically have a wife.
Maybe she's Santa's true beard.

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