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by nsusaint
I gotta find Michael Jackson.
I'm sure it can't be that hard, just go to hollywood and go in the opposite direction of the kids running.
i'm here to see Mr. Jackson.
I'm sorry my son, but Mr. Jackson was aqquited on all charges and will not be visiting us today in jail.
I've got an idea
And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but..

by Zilchoid
(birds chirping in the background)
Ahh, summertime. No screaming kids, no waking up at the buttcrack of dawn. This is the life. Oh look, here comes Josh!
What's up brother? Are you busy right now?
Nope, just getting started on the day's drinking.
Cool, I hear ya. That's good.
You know I'm off for summer and you want me to come help remodel your house, huh?
You got that right, Extreme Makeover-boy!

by djte
hey ***** i ****ed your **** so hard that when you sat on your father's lap your **** sucked him inside
yeah that's right i say things that are ****ing gross and make no logical sense. vaginal droppings. **** crust. anal leakage.
when i ****ed your mom last night she screamed so hard that my **** rammed right through her and came out of her throat and left a mark on the headboard.
dude, what in the FUCK are you talking about?

by Mocha_Monk
Well this is the weird I was expecting. Where to now Kimo Sabe?
I. . .****. I don't know.
Well, let's ummm. . . try the West End first. I need to head that way anyway.
Wait. . .how the hell do you have an agenda here?
Don't you worry about that my man. I sense beer in that direction, and it always knows the answer.
I've never argued with that line of thinking before. . .why start now?

by Mocha_Monk
So this is England? Looks a lot like home.
Is it just me, or did it feel like we were on that damn plane for MONTHS?
Somewhere between that old broad fallin asleep on me and the guy at Louis Armstrong patting my crotch. yeah.
The only crotch patting I got was in the security check. I barely held the "concealed weapon" joke in check.
As long as you're hiding a pea shooter and not a 9mm we're good.
Would we really have had to fly to England if I was packing a nine?

by djte
Hunter S Thompson died yesterday
He shot himself
Fuck, dude. I just can't comprehend it all.

by djte
Gray says i need to make a comic
Make a comic you prick
Ok i made a comic
You said absolutely nothing about it being funny

by Mocha_Monk
Dude, we're leaving early. I was either about to offend some chick or bringing company for the walk home. What's up?
I. . .I think I had a moment of brilliance. Kelly was coming on to me, and I pretty much shot her down.
So we're leaving the party because you finally won one? What kind of ill **** did you realize and how does this involve me?
I'm still in love with Chloe, and I need to do something about it. And you're going to help. Besides, you're **** faced, that chick was foul.
Now is not the time to question my judgement. the question is why when you have a revelation I miss out on *****.
There will be plenty of girls in England. Look at it this way: the plane ticket will be cheaper than drinking her out of my mind, which means more money to buy you beer. Now sober up and pack.

by Mocha_Monk
B, wait. It's weird that you're here, I really wanted to talk to you.
Why, do you have some explanation as to why you left me incapable of a true relationship for years?
Actually, I do. I'm sorry. It's just, you were so great to me, and we were so young. I was afraid we would end up together and I'd never experience anything new again.
Wow. It's scary, but that kind of makes sense. Guess that means I'm either drunk or crazy.
Heh, probably a little of both. It's too bad I met Chad before I saw you again. I do love him, but part of me will always wonder if we could have gotten back together.
Speaking of which, he just smiled and waved. Guess he doesn't know I know what you look like naked, sweaty and gasping for breath. I hope things work for you, but it's time for me to go.

by Mocha_Monk
What's up guys?
Oh, you know, the usual. B and I get way too drunk, cause mayhem, and spew witticisms that rely on reoccuring humor, such as the "behind me" joke, and "like jesus".
We also rally around the constant theme of our failed love lives, as Mike enjoys a tortured TA/student relationship with his ex. I'm not judging though, I've got my own female demons.
Most notably so in the case of the party we went to, where B met up with his "might be gay but is getting married" ex girlfriend, which screwed with him, despite his being in love with Chloe.
Also, you're gay.
Like Jesus.

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