All comics by MopingOgre

 

by MopingOgre
9-12-02
What's so bad about hell? I mean, you get used to the torture and all... but why did we spend so much time on earth fearing it?
Shut up, shut up! He'll hear you!
No, I don't care who hears me. HELLO MR DEVIL MAN. OH, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Sorry, my aims been a bit off lately.
Meh, it happens to all of us.

 

by MopingOgre
9-12-02
Feeeel my hair! Look at all the shiney grease!
Excuse me for a second...
*SPLURSH*
My job here is done.

 

by MopingOgre
9-13-02
Hello! I am the paper-clip from Word! Bask in my evil glory!
I pray for you son, that your soul may be redeemed. Sure, the entire world might hate you, but that's ok. The church will kidnap.. er... take you in!!
Oh yeah? IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER! MIND IF I FUCK IT UP AND RE-FORMAT YOUR HARD DRIVE? How bout now?
...
Ahh, mommy!
Yeah, that's what I thought.

 

by MopingOgre
9-14-02
Do these ears make me look fat?
No, your fat makes you look fat.
Oh... hey, question? Why the hell do you just carry around a cat?
Mohutula is my god. Pray to the sacred god cat, or be forever damned.
Um.. well, I shouldn't be one to talk, but thats fucked up.
JOIN MY CULT NOW! MY CAT REEKS OF BITCHNESS! PLEASE, HELP, I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS FOUL BEAST! TAKE IT AWAY!

 

by MopingOgre
9-14-02
You know, after sitting in the trash for a few days, I got to thinking.
MY ONLY THOUGHT IS THAT OF TEARING YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! PLEASE, GO ON!
Well, I just thought that maybe the government should put padding in these things. You know, for bums like me.
I EAT THE FLESH OF UNBORN CHILDREN! I WILL BOIL YOUR SKIN AND MAKE A HAND-BAG OR TWO FROM IT!
I like toothpaste...
HUMAN SKIN IS PART OF MY RECOMMENDED DAILY INTAKE OF FIBRE. ALSO, I AM A LYCANTHROPIC RINGETTE PLAYER FROM ALABAMA.

 

by MopingOgre
9-14-02
Oh hey! I haven't seen you around much lately! How goes the skin eating?
THE HUMANS WILL ALL BE CRUSHED, DISMEMBERED AND SKINNED, BUT NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER.
Oh. Well, you know, you could just same "same old, same old"...

 

by MopingOgre
9-14-02
Why hello there! I just came back from hell!
Um.. this used to be my room so can you pack your stuff and leave? I'm taking it back.
I fucking hate Canadians.

 

by MopingOgre
9-14-02
Members of the press! I hearby announce my plans to take over the world! No longer will horses be ridden like beasts!
To reveal the extent my power, I will destroy your beloved whitehouse!!
Ha!

 

by MopingOgre
9-14-02
And now, you will bow to my... wait... why are they cheering?
Oh no... could it be that they HATED the government?! Why would any civilized being hate its ruling body?
Ohhhh... I see!
HELLO I AM GEORGE BUSH! UNLUCKILY FOR THE EARTH, I SURVIVED THE EXPLOSION! HOW ABOUT WE START A WAR NOW?

 

by MopingOgre
9-16-02
Oh, I wish I had a friend...
Note- Cassidy is used without permission. SO THERE, JESS! Hahaha :p
Who the hell are you?
I'm Cassidy! The star of "Canadian Harlem"! I have come to take you to my world!
Ahh!
Time to go find Denise. The world seems so unbalanced without her sitting on the left side of it.

 

by MopingOgre
9-21-02
Hello, I am the famous detective, Granny R. Me. Now, where were you on the night of the 22nd?
I WAS OUT DESTROYING THE HUMAN RACE.
Oh... well damn, there goes my lead.
WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY IF I ATE YOUR FLESH?

 

by MopingOgre
9-21-02
HELLO! I AM GEORGE BUSH AND I ORDER YOU TO START A WAR BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT FIXES EVERYTHING!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO TO THE ARMY! UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU!!
This is Canada, eh? Please take your American hosility back to the hell from whence you came.... eh?

 

by MopingOgre
9-21-02
Hello. I'm going to kill you now.
Oh surrre... thats what they all say. Not like I care, I've already been to hell and back twice.
Shit, how did she see through me? Oh, I wish I hadn't dropped those confidence classes!
Now, I'm just going to close my eyes and hope you go away.
Will you marry me?
I'd rather be back in hell than be in Canada a second longer.

Showing page 1.