Moturd  
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by Moturd
3-28-20
My parents told me not to go to Florida for Spring Break because of the Wuhan virus.
Psh. They're just fogies. It's like the regular flu. It's only dangerous to old people. Let's get it on purpose.
Daytona Beach
After we get it once, we'll have immunity for the rest of our lives. We're smarter than any old boomers.
My teacher says boomers are racist homophobic robber barons! What do they know? It's our world now!
I'm so glad you enjoyed your little vacation in Florida, but Grandma and Uncle Lester died because of you.
Are you trying to guilt me into going to their funerals? You don't control me. I'm an adult!
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