Moturd  
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by Moturd
11-17-17
America voted on Facebook and Twitter for the turkey's name and millions have tuned in to watch me pardon it. They are ready to announce the results now...
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With over 48% of the popular vote... the presidential turkey's name is HILLARY!
Our great holiday traditions are important, so very important, and I love our American customs so much, so, so much...
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But America put me here because they wanted change, so I've decided that I will not pardon the turkey this year.
Feets don't fail me now!
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