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by Moturd
5-25-17
San Francisco --
Jessica Gomez is suing Jelly Belly for adding sugar to its Sports Beans™ candy but labeling it evaporated cane juice
That's right. They tricked me!
So if you were unaware that sugar came from sugar cane then where did you think sugar came from?
From the grocery store. Duh!
Okay I have to ask. What did you think they were adding to make the candy taste so sweet?
Well they marketed it as an energy source for athletes, so I thought it must be the dried up sweat from Kobe Bryant's nut sack.
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