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by Moturd
12-02-17
Do you have anything to declare: fruits, vegetables, meats, other contraband?
No, no Senor. No droges honestamente.
If we find any contraband after this point you can be fined and imprisoned for up to 25 years.
Eh, did you say meats?
I can only fine you for this, but why in the hell would you hide 227 pounds of bologna under your floor mats?
Because once I am comfortable with smuggling meat, the next trip I can make 5 grand as a fentanyl mule.
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Moturd says:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/contraband-bologna-seized-us-mexico-border/
posted Dec 2nd ( permalink )

Miller12 says:

Hilarious :)
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