Moturd  
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by Moturd
5-06-19
Mr. President, NASA destroyed New York with a giant asteroid in a planetary defence exercise.
That's odd. They told me they were going to simulate a catastrophe.
Well, after all, 10 million people would have died.
But that would give me the popular vote in 2020. I sure hope Schumer was home.
It would have 1,000 times the energy of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima!
I'm not giving you an official order or anything, but make it happen.
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Moturd says:

https://nypost.com/2019/05/06/killer-asteroid-destroys-nyc-in-nasas-simulation-exercise/
posted May 6th ( permalink )


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