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by Moturd
2-07-20
It seems rather punitive to send me to Hell over one soft drink. There was nothing else on the refreshment table!
Well, you know,  we had to draw the line somewhere. By the way, God sends his regards from planet Kolob.
So we mormons were right! Our unique belief system is the one true faith! At least I can take solace in that as I pay my penance. 
Heh heh. There's no such thing as Kolob! I was just yanking your chain, Romney. It's all part of the program.
This still seems quite harsh for a Mountain Dew.
Know what else is quite harsh? An enormous demon **** destroying your sphincter for ever and ever, amen.
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Moturd says:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolob
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