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by JoeBlough
5-28-20
Why is it so hard to breathe down here?
It's probably all the escaping gasses.
Yup! *queef*
*cough* So....you're the culprit? *cough*
You ain't smelled NOTHIN' yet, Bozo! Wait till Maura lets one rip!
Sweet Jesus, not HER!

by JoeBlough
5-28-20
"Justice For Floyd" in Minnesota
YOU are Floyd, I take it?
Certainly! Who ELSE would I be?
So, do you now feel "Justified" by these riots?
All in all...
...it's just another brick in the wall!

by JoeBlough
5-27-20
I wonder why Mr. Epstein invited us here?
I hear he loves children's games, pet grooming and westerns.
Pet Grooming & Westerns, huh?
Well, I've heard terms like "Doggy Style", and "Reverse Cowgirl" used a lot!
And what kinda kid's games?
They say he's big on Pajama Parties, playing "Stuff the Bottle" and having us bob for Jumbo Weiners!

by JoeBlough
5-27-20
We want answers, McEnany!
Tell us the truth!
You reporters need to calm down. The President will answer ALL your questions during the LIVE "Q&A"!
Lay the facts on us!
"ON The Air"
We want Fauci!
Guess I had better shutdown all media outlets!

On a street corner, somwhere in Baltimore-
Esss no fair,I worked so hard to come to America,and Meester Trump,he no give me the stimulus -
Dude,what part of "coming here illegally" you"no habla"?
by ralahinn1, 5-26-20

by JoeBlough
5-26-20
47 Years Ago Today
Where are the bride & groom, Father?
They'll be here. This gas shortage is messing up ALL commutes.
A short time later.
Here come ragu4u and Deb now. They can explain their tardiness.
After the Wedding Ceremony....
So why were they late Father? Also, why did the bride look so tired?
Turns out all ragu4u could afford was a rickshaw. As far as the bride goes, ever try pulling a rickshaw 2 miles in a wedding gown?

by JoeBlough
5-26-20
Well Deb, 47 years ago today at 10:05am, we tied the knot.
Only 47 years? It seems a LOT longer than that!
Oh boy...she left herself wide open!
And if you say "That's what she said." I'm kickin yer butt!
"Tha...that would NEVER happen, sweetness!
It BETTER not! Now let's get going or we'll lose our annual anniversay reservation at "White Castle".

by JoeBlough
5-25-20
Hey Scarborough, any dead interns show up in your office lately?
Listen, Trump...
I'm listening, I'm listening already!
That was ages ago! Stop beating a dead horse!
At the grave of Lori Klausutis!
So I'm a dead horse, huh Scarborough? Only cuz ya rode me to death, ass-hole!

by JoeBlough
5-25-20
So we ain't black enough, huh?
That's right, accordin' to Biden!
Don't be silly , Lenny! We're plenty black!
SO black, in fact, that if I just switch off the lights in here, only the...
... "crackers" will be visible!
******

by DBoba
5-25-20
*whimper*
What the hell is your major malfunction SOY BOY NARRATOR?
YEAH! Stop you're whinin' - there's no WHIMPERIN' around here...
So Khan...Joe Biden says that if we are confused about who we might be voting for "we ain't black"
That's a pretty sharp guy right there huh Chan....I'm pretty sure I ain't black!
I dunno...in the summer when you lay out in your egg noodle thong you get pretty black!
HUSH YO MOUTH YOU SILLY HO!

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