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The murder rate in Baltimore ,so far,for 2019, is 186-
Go for the Gold, Team Baltimore ! Hit 190!
by ralahinn1, 7-22-19

Listen, Gary... If, I run my finger up and down the edge of this paper pile, it makes a funny fart noise, ha ha!
THAT REMINDS GARY OF THE TIME GARY WAS EATING OUT A CLOWN'S ASS.
I'm not sure I want to hear this...
THE CLOWN FARTED WHEN GARY NIBBLED ON THE CLOWN'S LEFT BUTTOCK.
Now, I'm positive I don't want to hear this!
THE FART LITERALLY SOUNDED LIKE A CHILD'S BIKE HORN. HA. HA.

May I help you?
Do you carry a nightstick?
Yes. Why?
How big is it?
Big enough to knock your fat head into retard!
UUUUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!

Is your wife home?
Yes... Wait. Who are you?
I'm the guy who's ****ing her behind your back.
You're the one? Now, I totally understand...
Understand what?
Why my wife's ***** smells like retard!

by ralahinn1
7-16-19
I say, Percy,I hear the Area 51 raid has been cancelled-
Really? Maybe their meds kicked in.
Meanwhile in a galaxy not so far away-
Turn the ship around,boys,we're goig back to base-
I'm feeling "frisky",sir,can we swing by West Virginia to do a few "anal probes"?

The Murder rate in Baltimore for 2019 is now at 173-
Go for the Gold, Team Baltimore ! You can make it to 200!
by ralahinn1, 7-15-19

by ralahinn1
7-14-19
I say, Percy, someone made a group on Facebook saying they are planning a raid on Area 51 -
Really?
There goes the neighborhood -
I'm bringing popcorn.

What is that...?
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Oh, God... Is there nowhere she won't take a dump??
MAURA!!!!!!

The murder rate in Baltimore this week is up to 165-
Almost 170- Go for the gold Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 7-08-19

I don't see it, pappy...
I know I left your pickup truck in this exact spot!
Did you drive my truck before or after your whiskey bender?
Before the whiskey bender, after the ****-fest with Bossie the Cow!
Dodn't tell me you tossed her the keys when you were done.
Had to... Said she had a hot date with Makin_d_Ragu's pig!

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