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by ralahinn1
5-24-19
Some where in South America-in the near future-
We are here today with Jose Kanusi,to ask him what he thinks of all the South American children who died in US custody -
It is so sad. They can no longer send de monies home to their family here-
But we are talking about children basically being dragged into another country by abusive "parents".Some not even their own,as they get rented out many times by the cartels-
How brave are these children who want to send us monies -
We have found an answer to the children that die,we have partners who will now pay us when these children reach American lands-.
We now train these children how glorious it is to serve Allah and we give them "tools"to advance the califate,and pay the cartels to help the families make their trip.

Next on TruTV: Blind Cop Justice...
That's when her brother threatened to kick my ass for scratching his new corvette.
And, then what happened?
I yelled, "I'LL SHOW YOU SCRATCHES!" and dropped a box of ornery kittens on his head.
I'm going to have to arrest you for doing that, sir.
Why? Did I commit some kind of "FELINE-y"? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
And, I'll have to beat you with my nighstick for that one, *******!

Why do you think the latest comic contest isn't doing too well?
Let's face it... The other strippers on this website pale in comparison to the pure geniusness of RCLG's creativity and humor when it comes to the random comic layout!
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
I just peed myself laughing so hard!
I just icicled myself!

What's that big star in the northern sky, Butch?
According this, Ethan, it's not a star... It's actually the planet Venus.
Neato!
Say, are you just making that up because the Venus de Milo statue has no arms and you're playing me for a fool?
Yes.

by russman
5-20-19
Well, your dad just died.
What, my dad died years ago.
Very funny the man who raised you.
You mean your ex-husband that was two other husbands ago?
That's no way to talk to a widow.
You're right. I might be able to use this to get time off from work.

The murder rate in Baltimore for 2019 is 114!
You are almost at 120, Baltimore. You can make it! Go for the gold!
by ralahinn1, 5-20-19

I'm not too sure about this...
It'll be fine... I hear these natives are friendly.
In fact, VERY friendly.
They wouldn't happen to be the Cocksucking Watoozi tribe I read about in that pamphlet at the hotel, would they?
There's only one wonderful way to find out!

♫ ♫ I'm singing in the acid rain... Just singing in the acid rain... ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ What a glorious burning feelin' ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ I'll never see my three layers of dermis again ♫ ♫

Wow, grandpa... The cops beat the **** out of the African-American!
Niggers gotta learn, Susie!
That's pretty racist, grandpa.
It is?
Everyone knows ******s can't learn!
I've taught you well, Susie!

Okay, you got me here... Now what?
We wait!
For what?
Halloween, silly!
That's like five months away!
I know! Can't you feel the excitement???

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