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clarka2od, daggerknife, GladeRex, Injokester, Makin_d_bacon, NickNumber, ralahinn1, russman

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by Makin_d_bacon
*beep, beep*!
This is too good to be true. He's trapped! I'll just go inside and...
OH NO! Holy Moly.....
*beep beep*?

by ralahinn1
Ask someone else, I doan feel like trainin'someone an'gettin'harrassed-
Rashnese,it's up to you- could you train him?
Hello,I will train you in the fine art of Tech Support-

by russman
The hot girl at work is spending St. Patty's day with her family.
Hi. Would you like to buy me a drink?
Sorry. I just got one.
But that doesn't mean I can't go out and try to get lucky on my own.
I'm a little drunk. Could you give me a ride home.
You should call Uber.
I mean it's not like I'm in love or anything.
It's dead in here tonight. Might as well go home.

by Makin_d_bacon
Martha & George Adopted a baby.....
Mama...say Mama! Please say Mama. Say SOMETHING, ANYTHING!
Maybe you two should have re.....
NO mother! We went by the book yet it's been almost 6 months and not a word!
Later, in the baby's room.....
If they KNEW you were a midget you'd be out on your ass.
Fuck em! I got em by the balls now. Cocky a-holes were too good to read the fine print.

by Makin_d_bacon
Are these the dossiers of all the porn stars I've had sex with?
Most of them sir! The rest are in my office at the a drawer!
Why have these been singled out?
The one's at the N.S.A. are.....100% women.
You mean that THESE are.....?
We at the N.S.A. call them "Switch-Hitters", Sir!

by Makin_d_bacon
We've got 5000 people to feed with just THIS!
No biggie. Take a couple of the crew and pass it out.
OK, but I don't see how it's....
You just leave it to me. And don't forget to bring me what's left.
So you've got THAT plus 11 more boxes of left-overs, eh? I hope the people will now know my name & believe!
No doubt about that! The name of "Chris Angel" will be famous!

by Makin_d_bacon
That was quite a dinner, Maura!
What's THAT supposed to mean, Petey?
Just stating a fact, that's all. I mean, broccoli, baked beans & sauerkraut...what's NOT to like?
You're making fun of me but I just don't give a damn anymore!
Oh boy... I can feel something in the air tonight, oh yeah!
*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiip * Take THAT Kreskin!

by daggerknife
I got in a disagreement with my best friend and I told him I was going to impregnate his wife and make him raise my child
wow Dale, maybe you should lay off the internet, it's clearly warped your boundaries
I know man, I tell myself that every day but it's just so addictive. All that immediate gratification, validation and attention
These social media companies are basically exploiting our weaknesses by creating algorithms meant to perfectly push all the buttons that keep us logged in and engaged.
You believe all of that yet I still see you on Facebook all day.
It's already too late for the human race, I may as well enjoy the memes before it all ends

by Makin_d_bacon
Well, Netflix finally sent you "IT"! How was "IT"?
"IT" sucked! That's how "IT" was!
But you said "IT" was gonna be scarier than "The Exorcist!
Well, I was horribly wrong. So, you gonna sue me over "IT"?
"IT" ain't worth the effort. Is "IT"?
All I can say is that "IT" should have had a prequel titled "SH"!

by Makin_d_bacon
Hey...what's that up ahead?
Looks like a pedestrian bridge collapsing!
Should we turn around or help?
"HELP"...most definitely but wait for a bit!
Wait? Wait for what?
For me to stop insensitive *******!

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