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by Makin_d_bacon
11-12-17
Ach du lieber! The tri legged four pod has won yet again!
Anything new in contest land, d_bacon?
Before I break the news maybe you should sit down, rags!

by ralahinn1
11-11-17
With it being Veteran's Day, and with the Holiday's coming, I'd like to share a story of my father(may have before ).
My father,who would have turned 100 years old this year, served in WWII. One year,while on KP duty, he walked in on another soldier "having his way" with a turkey. He became a vegetarian that year-
You do not want to go into that kitchen -private party going on!
Golly, thanks for the heads up.
Any hoo, happy Veteran's Day, and thanks for serving.

by Makin_d_bacon
11-11-17
So...any more questions?
Just one!
Go for it!
Isn't it hard? I mean hard to swing that huge, long, thick shaft around all day and night?
It may sound funny, but... "that's what SHE said!"
Always with the "Michael Scott" impersonations!

by Makin_d_bacon
11-11-17
Say wha?
I said..."That'll be $400.00, sir!"
But isn't today "Vets Day"?
"Veteran's Day"...yes it is but you STILL owe $400.00 for your kitten's check-up!
What the hell is Vets Day about if it's NOT about getting a free visit to your Vet?
They need to reinstate the "Draft"!

by Makin_d_bacon
11-10-17
Prior to tonight's game....
As Mizzou's Head Basketball Coach, what does Michael Porter's future look like?
Frankly, the sky's the limit!
In the locker room after the game...
And what about Michael Porter NOW?
If he's lucky he can wait tables at "Shakespear's"!

by Makin_d_bacon
11-10-17
Louis C.K. in jail........
So, Mr. C.K....how did you plead?
Not guilty... but I don't think the judge believed me.
Really? Why?
So...you plead "Not Guilty" to Female Abuse, eh Mr. C.K.? By the way...what does "C.K." stand for?
"Cunt Kicker"! Why, Judge?

by Makin_d_bacon
11-10-17
L.A.Police HQ..........
Thank you Det. Chen for arresting all these abusive Hollywood movie actors & moguls. Women weren't safe anywhere!
Just doin my job ma'am. Just doin...
...my job! At least they'd never bother the likes of...uh...YOU!
Welcome home, babe. Wanna talk about it?
I said too much already!

by ralahinn1
11-09-17
I just got a letter from that "Indian"school...you know, that one that sends out letters around the holidays asking for donations for their students-
They used include a "worry doll" made with crow beads as a gift, to thank you for helping their students-
Now they send different items, including "dream catchers" made in China-
Here fi dallar-go away!

by Makin_d_bacon
11-09-17
Are you the notorious "Sir Cum Size" I've been hearing about?
Yes, my liege! Formerly known as E. Jack Ulation!
Not to be confused with the ever popular "Sir Cums-a-lot"?
May it never be, Sire! However there is yet a third party behind you...
I'm from Tucumcari, New Mexico your kinglyness!
You are henceforth to be know in my realm as "SIR Two-Cum-Carry"!

by ralahinn1
11-09-17
Well, it's that time of year again, I'm off until spring.
Take me with you!
Nope,I travel alone. I don't want anyone to see my hideout.
Bish, I hope a fox gets you!
You gotta come quick, a chicken is escaping! Don't you want a nice chicken dinner?
I hate to admit it, but with the holidays coming, I'm having duck cravings-

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