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by Makin_d_bacon
Is the poor guy gonna make it?
It depends on how quick the EMT gets him to the ER down the street!
It took an hour for you to get him here. Maybe being an "EMT" isn't your forte'.
Blow me, Doc!

by Makin_d_bacon
What's with all this "knob" talk lately?
Lunch must be going thru a "mid-wife" crisis!
Mid-wife, as in "Doula"?
What in the hell is a "Doula", anyway?
Your lack of knowlegde on "Mid-Wifery" never ceases to amaze!
C'mon, gimme a break! I did study to be an OB-GYN...till I ran out of Rohypnol!

by ralahinn1
Say,what you doin'there sport?
Weekends coming,getting weddy for Rclg-
Me too!
Me too!

by Makin_d_bacon
Thanks dude! See ya next month.
Welcome to "GNC". What'ya need?
Lots of whatever HE had!

by Makin_d_bacon
Still no luck finding work, John?
All the porch monkeys & towel heads are gettin all the jobs! I'm gonna start my own business.
Doing what?
I dunno! I like to cook. Maybe I'll open a restaurant.
How wonderful. I can see it now..."Chez Schnatter"!
Too fancy! I'll go with something like "Papa John's"! I'll show them "darkies"!

by russman
Where are you taking me for breakfast after work?
Anywhere you want. What are you doing this weekend? Was thinking we could go for dinner and drinks.
I don't know. Not sure I should date anyone from work.
Just think of it as a very late breakfast with alcohol.
You have alcohol with breakfast anyway.
Just think of it as a very late breakfast with a chance of sex.

by Makin_d_bacon
We'll freeze your sperm sample in liquid nitrogen to use in the future!
So I just go in that door behind me & start jerkin the gerkin?
You just provide us a sample of sperm. Feel free to use the provided container, then leave by the other door.
Seems simple enough!
After 5 minutes.....
Alrighty nurse, just spit his sample into a test tube and then show in the next donor.
Mmmm hmmm!

The murder rate in Baltimore is now 150.Go Team Baltimore !
Go Team Baltimore !
by ralahinn1, 7-11-18

by russman
You're late.
A couple of us went out to breakfast after work.
I told you I was fixing eggs.
Sorry. I didn't want to wake you up.
You weren't worried about that when you woke me up at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Is this my birth story again, Mom?

by ralahinn1
Stand by for Actin News-
Breaking news- some of the people at the US border are not related to the children with them based on DNA testing-
-We will investigate this-
At the border-
Aiii Chiwahwa,what you mean he's not my son? It's not like my wife was the town bicycle,or had an affair with the mailman. My Maria's a good girl.
Don't look at me,I don't know this man,or "Maria."

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