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by Mumbojumbo
11-05-03
whats better than winning the special olympics?
I.DON'T.KNOW.
having both your legs.

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-05-03
yaaaaaah!
you cant kill me,i am you,if you kill me,I die.
?!
what the fuck?
yeah,thats what 99% of cinema goers said too! and nice pants by the way!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-05-03
Hi. I'm Manic Faerie.
Hi. I am a generic Manics fan.
wanna go throw up?

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-05-03
I'm from The Forever Delayed forum!
so......
how ya doin' Richey?

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-05-03
Happiness is nowhere speaks........
gagga wagga wagga
jizz bums pee pee hom twonks balls
thats the most sense you've ever made.

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-05-03
it says here that The Matrix is shit. and make no sense. and was only created to give students something to talk about other than tits and fart jokes.
tell us something we dont know!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-05-03
a Priets and a Choir boy...and no one has made a joke yet....
ah well

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-06-03
alright ya cunts,ahm Mumbo. ahm Scottish and a wacky sort.just look at ma crazy shirt!
fancy a pint?!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-06-03
The Doctors Forum meetup.....
haw that fuckin Jude is hot eh Ternant?!
The Doctors Forum meetup.....
She's no Paul Tait though.
?!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-06-03
"Mumbo watches Doctors...."
"Jude i must confess...i love you"
"OH! Debbie!" *kissing noises*
if this pint glass wasn't stuck to my hand,i'd be wanking right now....

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-06-03
Mumbo meets a robot in the street...
haw no way man! its a robot! am i dreamin'? mibbe someones spiked my pint o' buckfast?!
Mumbo meets a robot in the street...
!
AHM.GONNA.CHIB.YE!
Mumbo meets a robot in the street...
Yous Neds are gettin more sophisticated likes!
GIESA.SWATCH.O'.YER.BUCKIE.

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-06-03
Mumbo meets Manic Faerie
haw so you're Manic Faerie?! yer a bit wee are ye no?! or did you puke yer guts up so much ye shrunk?! hahahaha,have some haggis ya dobber
!!!!!
ABRACADABRA!
So thats why yer called Manic Faerie?
aww im sorry. wanna go throw up?

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-06-03
"Steve Meets Emily"
so,yer mum slipped on a grape?!
aye
at least she didn'd break anything. what a Grape Escape *laughs uncontrolably*
twat

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-06-03
Mumbo Meets Matt M
I Like Amen.
WHO?!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-07-03
i think everyone is ugly.except you.yer lovely.
cheers doll.
is that pint glass stuck to your hand?!
aye,and i canae get it aff,its a right pain in the bawbag
ugly cunt.

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-07-03
the dull Manics forum meetup
Hi.
hi hun xxxx
how are you? im bored xxxx
me too xxxx
im so hungry!
me too xxxxx

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-07-03
Mumbo meets Titbag Spears
Guess what i had for lunch today?
what?
A wank.
!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-07-03
Mac,im sorry,but that dozy receptionist lost yer baby.
oh.
anyone fancy a pint?

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-07-03
are you a doctor? my mum is in that ambulance. will she be okay?
ah dinae ken pal,ahm Jude's alcoholic brother.
so you know Mac then?
aye.that man drinks like a Camel!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-07-03
oh the shame! i lost Mac's kid I'm better off dead! if he gets a drink in him he will kick my ringpiece in! oh fuck what am i gonna do?!
ah dinae care doll,ahm pissed!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-07-03
In Mumbo's House....
Doctors rocks!
Haw man,Jude has nice waps
in Ternants Field....
Haw Man,Jude has nice waps
George is the Sex!
Intense Hummer Of Evils field in Aberdeen...
George is the Sex!
Debbie is looking hot today!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-07-03
Mumbo and Gary talk "Fitba'"
Andy Gray is in the Scotland squad!
aye is he any good likes?!
of course he is!
!
"Mumbo is an Idiot"
I hope he is drawing me a nice picture

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-08-03
Mumbo meets Fabricated Lunacy...
so,yeah,im gonna bet my entire bank balance on Leeds to win this week.its a surefire tip! if it doesn't come in,ill go work at McDonalds!
haw,are you sure ya dobber? its a big risk,besides,ye dinae have a bettin' slip ya pie!
it's alright,i keep betting slips on me at all times. this is a surefire tip! a millionare lifestyle,here i come!
fudd....
Next day......
thats £2.99 sir
actually,make that a large Irn bru pal

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-08-03
haw,it's Oxo! i wondered what happened to you! my suspicions were true!
so what you up to nowadays?!
Lurking

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-10-03
Mumbo tells a robot his fav joke
What's blue and fucks old ladies?
I.DON'T.KNOW.
Me in my lucky blue coat

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-10-03
MAN BLAZIN SQUAD IS BUFF MAN LOL
TELL IT LIKE IT IS BITCH!
THAT BLONDE ONE IS TEH SEX! HE IS BUFF LOL!
LOL!
LOL! FLIP REVERZE IS DA BEST SONG EVA LOL
YOU KNOW IT! SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE! LOL!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-11-03
Mumbo Tells Neo a Joke
how do you save Manic Faerie from drowning?
i dont know...
take yer foot off his head
!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-12-03
what did St Peter say to the Scotsman at the Pearly Gates?
I don't know
!
"FUCK OFF! We aint making Porridge for one!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-13-03
Haw,Faerie,its christmas,you've got to eat something ya skinny wee midden! no even a wee bit haggis?
nah,i cant,i get all sad at christmas and cat eat. i keep thinking of times when i was thin....
ah i see,xmas makes you feel Santamental!
...
fat fuck!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-14-03
wonder where and who this time travelling pc will take me to see! i hope its none of those Manics forum cunts anyway!
aww fuck
Wlii Yuo eb My Fr eidn?

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-14-03
canae belive it took me to Donna! canae get much worse,surely?! one way of finding out i guess!
aaaah fuck it's Maniac Extremist!
TEMURI! SEND ME PICTURES!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-14-03
well that was wierd meeting Maniac Extremist! Not only have i lost an hour,but my bumhole hurts like hell! ah well,onwards and upwards!
jesus! tgwwtbg!
you seen that fat fuck ugly Richey wannabe Manic Faerie? only wishes he was as beautiful as me and Richey. ah sod this,im off for a Vodka and Razorblade chaser....

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-14-03
Bejeezus,this is going a bit pearshaped! i knew i should have stayed in bed and watched Doctors!
Cripes! its The Weddell!
Cor blimey geezer mate! i do NOT have an imaginary girlfriend! oh,and....www.archivesofpain.cjb.net and buy some chuffin bootlegs!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-17-03
Mumbo gets spooked...
holy fuck! Kurt Cobain's ghost is in my TV! this Smells Like Screen Spirits!
oh,im going to hell for that one...
Meanwhile,in Hell...
that WAS dreadful,he should be with me down here
don't worry,theres plenty of room...your wife is next on the list!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-17-03
ah,where to next then?!
good lord
you wanna watch Bewitched? hey maybe that time travelling PC of yours can take you to my dream festival! or maybe you wanna see the REAL top 10?!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-18-03
What do you call a Scotsman with a sheep under each arm?
ah dinae ken...
A Pimp.

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-19-03
DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!
jesus,get a job!
MULTI NATIONAL CORPORATIONS ARE THE SCUM OF EARTH!
Smelly protestors! im off for some Chicken McNuggets
In McDonalds...
shit shit shit...
don't i know you?

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-19-03
Mumbo watches the telly
and the final score is Holland 6,Scotland 0
wank
changes the channel
and the final score is Wales 0,Russia 1
wank
and again
and now on Channel 5,Slut Whores In Spandex 4-this time it's personal
good guy!

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-23-03
i am Johnny Wilkinson
i am rich,good looking,and i lead my country to victory in one of the biggest competitions in world sport.i also have a fast car,a gorgeous girlfriend,and a big house.what do you have?
my dignity

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-23-03
Ray invited Fraser for tea
Hi Fraser,HOW ARE YOU?!
um,hi Ray,i'm fine thanks........
jesus.......say something Fras........
so,do you like "We Built This City On Rock And Roll?"

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-23-03
Radio Class,2001
Steve ya buffty,you comin Ap The Pab?
Nah Alan,ive gotta get home,Debz is coming up
ya Buffty Faggot,ye big poof ye twat fuckstick fanny.ROSS COUNTY RULE!....................
gies yer business plan bud?!
um,no

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-23-03
Terry does roll call...
Leon,have you done your phone interview?
naw man,some fuckin cunt buffty faggot was on the phone ALAN! is it scran time yet?
Leon! thats awful language!
aww sorry man.....nae borra
JACKIE! why are you late?!
sorry sweeties,car trouble again.never happened when i was at Clyde......

 

by Mumbojumbo
11-23-03
Steve comes into Terrys Office
Iain you gonna be long on Terrys computer?
5 minutes man
Siobhan then comes in 5 mins later.....
Iain you gonna take long?
just 5 mins man
then Kevinnnnnnnn
Iain,you gonna be long,rock lobster?
5 minutes....

 

by Mumbojumbo
12-13-03
Can I Help Ya Pal?
yes,im here to audition for the part of one of the Twelve Drummers
can you drum?
does it matter,Meg White can't

 

by Mumbojumbo
12-14-03
you here about being the piper?
aye
but you dinae hae any arms
fuck you then! this is discrimination against snow people.onyway im off before i melt,ive seen that film The Snowman,scarred me for life it did......
muhahahaha.little does he know i locked the door.slush fight tonight!

 

by Mumbojumbo
12-15-03
let me guess,you wanna play a lord?
yes please!
sorry,you may be an insect,but you aint slimy enough to be a lord
*gets coat*
jesus,its Lord Archer!
let me be a lord,or i'll read my new book to you!

 

by Mumbojumbo
3-27-04
doon Greig Park...
whit ye daein ya fudd?
ahm gonna jump thon Bush,coz ahm a legend!
Dae a flip!
shite,ah wiz only kiddin' pal!

 

by Mumbojumbo
3-27-04
Steve meets Small!
hullo!
HIYA! YOU LOOK DIFFERENT! I'M GONNA SHINE MY PHONE IN YER EYES AND BLIND YA! *runs around crazy*
ye drank a whole bottle of Sourz?! ya hoor!
WHAT?! THATS IT! IM NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE STEVEN LYNCH!
meh.

 

by Mumbojumbo
3-27-04
"The Ribena Incident"
so like,aye,next time i see the Manics i am gonna throw Ribena at Nicky Wire
the conversation goes on....
but not from too far away,because it will explode.aye.
same idea,different method.....
mmm,Nicky Wire drowning in Ribena! *hatches plan*
mmm,Nicky Wire covered in Ribena! *hatches plan*

 

by Mumbojumbo
5-09-04
SANTA STEVE! AH LUV YOU! ASDF!
WARHIOUHSDJGBHK! FARARARAH!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone is getting an apple and an orange for xmas.....you need some fruit!

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