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by evil_d
11-15-17
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by edoggydog
11-12-17
Are you sure you don't mind watch-ing Schnookums next weekend?
I don't mind...
Just ask my wife.
HE NEVER MINDS, GODDAMMIT!!!

by edoggydog
11-11-17
Sure... I'll tell you why Phreaky kicked my ass.
Groovy!
Wow... Look at all the stacked paper in this room!
The paper isn't the only thing stacked in this room, if you know what I mean, Phreaky!
WHAT??
Proceed.

by evil_d
11-10-17
My fantasy football league is going great this year!
Oh yeah? What's happened?
Well, last weekend I picked up A.J. Green...
Nice!
Then I took him home and we ****ed.

by evil_d
11-10-17
Verily, I didst loft the ball in a forward direction, and it travelled over half a score of yards.
'Tis so, yet my sorcerous portal didst capture that ball, and transport it two score yards abaft, where it didst strike the earth. 'Tis fourth down.
'Twould be so, had not my goblinback retrieved the ball upon its bounce, and sped with all haste towards yon end zone, in yards covering nearly three score.
Which base trickery ought to have been observed, and denounced forthwith as knavery. Forsooth, is ye olde ref blind?
Nay.

by edoggydog
11-08-17
My nose and eyes have been so runny lately, but I don't know why... *sniff*
Maybe, you have aller-
ACHOOOOOOO!!!
-gies.

by edoggydog
11-08-17
"OMG!! THE FOREST'S ON FIRE!! DO SOMETHING, SIR CUM SIZE!!!"
UUUUUNNNNGGGH!!!
"Thank you!"

by edoggydog
11-07-17
The ladies call me "Sir Cum Size"...
Why's that?
UUUUUUUNNNGGG!!!
Oh.

by edoggydog
11-05-17
My wife was having "woman" problems, so we took her to the gynocologist for a diagnosis...
I examined your wife thoroughly and it turns out she has inflamed fibroids... She'll be fine with medicine, but you'll have to wait a month before having sex.
YAY!!
That's three months sooner than normal!
Groovy!

by atomiclunch
11-03-17
First date with Phreaky didn't go too well?
Actually, it went fine. Turns out she's kind of a "look but don't touch" gal on the first date. I looked. I looked a lot! But later...
"Thanks for dinner! See you next time!" *WHOOSH!*
*sigh* Well, looks like it's just you and me, again.
Great, you're going to slather me with K-Y and beat me until I throw up, eh?
Sort of. I'm all out of K-Y.
Oh, HELL naw!

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