people Murica is following

atomiclunch, Beeko180, brycekain, deathtoradio, DrMorton, edoggydog, evil_d, Icky, Injokester, jaquan_mccarrion, lucaspento, marcusss, RedfeatheR, starboon21, thisroadwedrive


latest comics from people Murica is following

by Beeko180
10-22-18
I am the ghost of a dead alcoholic.
Let me guess: *hic* you're here to terrify me into a life of sobriety.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah fam.
*hic*
You're, like, the only alcoholic psychic I've met so far and all of my old drinking buddies are alive. Want to be my new drinking pal?

by Beeko180
10-22-18
...who pretty much only says, "So that white ***** Karen, right?"
Human beings creating a thing that 'can't be used to hurt people' is like a child picking up a rock and proudly proclaiming that you can't pelt it through a baby's skull because he made it that way.
Wow. Deep.
Yeah, so that white *****, Karen right?"

by edoggydog
10-18-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again.
Groovy!
Did you hear about the serial ****** roaming our neighborhood?
I don't think you have anything to worry about unless he's into fat-
Go ahead. Finish what you were going to say!
I did.

by edoggydog
10-17-18
We now go to Phil McCracken who is with a newly fired Wendys employee...
Groovy!
So, is it true you were fired for typing the word, "Chubby" on the receipt of an over-weight customer?
Yes, but it wasn't my fault... The computer auto-corrected what I had actually tried to type in.
And, that was..?
"Fat Fuck".

by atomiclunch
10-15-18
Ay! Prego! Come meet atomiclunch!
Yeah, might be an unfortunate naming decision.
goo
Who is this clown?
Hey, 1982 called, it wants its YOU back!
Ma! Come look! His hair is dreamy!

by atomiclunch
10-15-18
For the record, I didn't miss your mention of a daughter. A little raguette, so to speak.
Don't get any funny ideas, buster!
Gosh no. You've just been pretty close-mouthed about such things.
Wouldn't you, if you had to deal with you?
Point taken. So, what's her name? Can I meet her?
*sigh* I suppose. Come on. Her name? Well, it may not be the smartest choice I ever made.

by edoggydog
10-14-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet AGAIN.
Groovy!
*RCL no. 6391
So, is it true Captain Obvious said he doesn't want to "tangle with that fat ass" when talking about me?*
Not exactly...
Not exactly?
You left out the word, "*****".

by atomiclunch
10-13-18
Tyler's trying his first tinder hookup.
You're Tighty Tina, my tinder date?
You're Tyler with timber?
A little awkward small talk to break the ice.
I think I know where you got your nickname. Heh.
Can't tell where you got yours, though.
Time to bust out his secret weapon: "The Lubricator"
Hey, nice rack!
100% natural, baby! Wanna take 'em for a test drive?

by edoggydog
10-13-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass AGAIN.
Groovy!
"I can't believe you thought 'alligator' was an animal with spelled with three letters! Where did you go to school? California??"
That Steve Harvey on Family Feud is so funny, I literally laugh my ass off!
Nobody's that...
...funny.

by edoggydog
10-13-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass AGAIN.
Groovy!
"I can't believe you thought 'alligator' was an animal with spelled with three letters! Where did you go to school? California??"
That Steve Harvey on Family Feud is so funny, I literally laugh my ass off!
Is that even...
...possible?

Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page