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by Lordfly
1-18-02
oil...can...
That's my line!
Cue the drum riff. Ba-bum-DA!
eeehhhhhhh.....
Another nail in the coffin, eh Bob?
This is your brain on e. Any questions?
I love you all!
Trance music makes me happy!

by Lordfly
1-18-02
When your wife says you're getting a little fuzzy...
And the tech support guys are calling you SCSI...
And you're starting to resemble... oh, now, who was he...
That's my cousin Chuck, he looks so bad 'cause he...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to rhyme "SCSI"?
Didn't use Burma Shave!
Moh.

by Lordfly
1-18-02
Boy, i haven't checked my Hotmail account in forever. I wonder how many messages I have.
*You have 34,812 new messages.*
Hmm... What if i filter out the words XXX, ****, sex, horny, *****es, ****s, teens, *****, salami, money, fast, tacos, and aardvark?
*You have 4 new messages.*
Sigh...
Whoops... forgot to filter shemales.
*You have 0 new messages.*

by Lordfly
1-17-02
When your face is itching lots...
And you're fearful of bloody clots...
TOBOR TURN FLESHLING TO GRIME!
Fucking robots, they never rhyme.
What's this hubbub, chicken knave?
Burma shave?
Unf.

by Lordfly
1-17-02
Ok, so... I get a wish, right?
Yep. Just one. Better make it count; God doesn't like the Undo command.
Well, hmm... I know! I wish I could know what other people were thinking!
Done.
I wonder if it really works...
I wish Dad would let me get off this damn stick.

by Lordfly
1-17-02
One day! In New Jersey!
Hey, a lamp! It'd be sweet if a genie were inside...
The plot! It thickens! Like gravy!
Je...Jesus Christ?
The one and only.
I expected a genie... aren't you supposed to be busy saving souls and whatnot?
Granting wishes is my side job. Gotta pay the bills somehow.

by Lordfly
1-17-02
Alright, self, this is enough. You've been slouching through life for far too long, and all it's gotten you is this trash can in some dark alley. I need a way to pick myself up from my bootstraps.
I need ham. Lots of ham.

by Lordfly
1-17-02
Location: your local cybercafe.
Beware the warmoose! It comes for your souls!
...I hate this job.

by Lordfly
1-16-02
Where
the
hell
have
you been?
Uh... fishing?

by Lordfly
1-16-02
Well, the first time I came back, I didn't stay long. Perhaps I should do something funny, and yet not drastic, so I don't leave any scars.
Fire is usually fatal...
Standup is lame... and nails hurt. Alot.
I can't think of anything... oh well... default is bliss!
Ming chee!
Phoo wah!

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