All comics by NSSGA5

 

by NSSGA5
6-01-12
Uh..what! People don't use punch cards anymore?
Poor man! He probably still has a flip phone...
Knowledge wha???
Not only does he have a flip phone, but he wears overalls. OMG. I'm so over it!
Huh?!...I'm lost. Where are we?!
Umm, last time I checked, we were in the new millenium where flip phones and overalls became extinct.

 

Please keep your password in a safe place.
Yea. Because I will log in as you and bad mouth your boss.
by NSSGA5, 6-04-12

 

In-tra...wha??? Are you sure you don't mean punch card?
OMG. Really?!
by NSSGA5, 6-07-12

 

BTW. It's a fictitious word for lung disease... You'd know that if you had a smart phone...
by NSSGA5, 6-12-12

 

Where is this group feature you keep talking about????
by NSSGA5, 6-12-12

 

by NSSGA5
6-13-12
I called this meeting to see if you can handle this new project of building a dredger without a dredge.......
Is he joking?!..I wonder if he even knows what a dredger is...
I need it to fly, walk, and talk, too.
Wow! He lost me at a dredge-less dredger. Now he wants it to fly, walk, and talk too?!??..When do you need this done?
Yesterday. You think you can do that?
OMG. I wonder if I start spitting out that pneumonoscoli-o- word would he think I'm catching a seizure and send me home early.

 

Yesterday. You think you can do that?
It's already done. Just check your flip phone for the email.
by NSSGA5, 6-14-12

 

by NSSGA5
6-15-12
Yesterday. You think you can do that?
It's already done. Just check your flip phone
Wow! You're great. I heard the boss wanted me to do that.
Oh it's nothing. I came up with the idea after watching the Knowledge Center videos.
Umm...I still don't get it...
Don't worry. You may wanna check out the video on adding a group. When you finish retire those overalls for me. Thanks!

 

It's called stress. It'll help with natural selection
Is that what makes you significant...I thougt your overalls and Santa Claus Beard did that
by NSSGA5, 6-21-12

 

by NSSGA5
7-11-12
You know that Johnny from the Marketing department. He was a great worker.
Yea, he was a great worker. Do you know what happened to him.
Not quite! I heard he opened his own business as a great consultant.
Wow! My wife, the Ambassador of Greatness needs marketing for a Gala she's hosting. I sure would like to bring him her business...
Here it is!...It says he can be reached at 123-456-000...Oh wait! That's the main number for the marketing department.
Aww, too bad! It looks like he will miss out on a great opportunity. I wish he updated his information or at least stayed in touch!

 

by NSSGA5
10-15-12
This document has comments from 10 different people, how am I suppose to know who said what?!?
Are you really going to manually edit all of these documents?
Yea! Imma knock em out one-by-one!
So do you create 10 different documents for each person every time an edit is made?
Of course, that's why we have all these papers...
Dude really?!? You ever heard about technology?! and I don't mean Word. That doesn't count.

 

by NSSGA5
4-03-13
Knowledge whaa...What I don't know wont hurt. Right?!
Wrong! You don't want a whippersnapper taking over our industry
I suggest you use this tool to get you where you want to be
The work I do is real simple. Been doin it for years, no need to change now...
Instead of waiting on a child to innovate and replace your job. Innovate and challenge others with your experienced input
You're right!! Now how does this Knowledge thing work???

 

Now you're talking!!!!
by NSSGA5, 4-03-13

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