Namgubed
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The Merry Elf

Hair Club for Rats

by Namgubed
5-21-21


	Do you suffer the shame of premature lab rat baldness? Then we've got good news for YOU!


	Introducing Hair Club for Rats! Sponsored by NIAID and America's Doctor, Tony Fauci !!


	Our patented process carefully rips the scalps from aborted children exclusively provided by Planned Parenthood ...


	... And grafts them onto your affected areas! Satisfaction Guaranteed or your money back!! Just listen to this glowing customer endorsement!

(Not a compensated actor, results may vary, certain restrictions apply.)


	It worked so well on my head, I had a second one grafted on my butt! Now, I can give a hairy rat's ass!


	Call 888-555-RATS in the next five minutes, and get a FREE subcutaneous stem cell layer! That number again is 888-555-RATS !!

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DBoba says:

I take it no actual lab rats were hurt in any way during the fliming of this comic, right?
posted Jun 9th, 2021 ( permalink )