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by kaufman
Did you hear? The news reported this afternoon that Tom Jones died.
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. I always thought he was so hot.
Me too. He always put so much into his singing.
By the way, do you know if he's going to be cremated?
I have no idea. Why?
Well, I have to know whether to bury my underwear or burn it.

squeal! *sob* squeal!
by four_legged_tripod, 9-06-18

Mr. President, what are your thoughts on the protests over your Supreme Court judge nominee?
He's an intelligent man giving intelligent answers to complex questions.
We really should be talking about the unemployment numbers.
They are so low that even Colin Kaepernick has found a job.

Hey, baby! How you doin'?
I really need to find a better after work spot.

January 20, 1966 pitch meeting
Okay Mr. Robertson, I'm following so far, but why "the 700 Club"?
We added my IQ with twelve others creating the show and got 700. Plus, all the money will go to funding 700 hobo fight clubs around the world.
I like it, Pat, but you look too good. We need someone more ugly and wrinkly to host the show.
I'll be back tomorrow with the perfect host!
24 hours later
Hi! I'm Pat Robertson's ****.
Hey, God! We got a winner!

by kaufman
Oh good, Rodney Dangerfield's coming on.
It's nice having a lot of money. I went out and bought a jukebox last month.
I tell you, it works great. Unless I request an Aretha Franklin song, that is. Then it plays nothing and eats my quarter.
I tell you, I don't get no Respect.

How's the patient doctor?
Tell me what it means to me!
It, uh, means dead, right?
sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me...

I'd really like to try my skills behind the camera.
Directing? Michael, I'm not sure.
Oh, come on.
Fine. Start out as a camera operator and we'll go from there.
And...... Action!

Mrs. Howell!
Don't be so surprised. He may call me "Lovey" but Thurston hasn't dropped his anchor in my port for years!
Is that the sound of a ship's horn?
It's the sound of my loins groaning for you, young man!
Where's Gilligan?
Last I heard, Mrs. Howell found a cave she wanted him to explore.

by kaufman
Last week I got the best job in the world! I'm a short order cook.
Best job in the world? What's so good about it?
I don't have to do anything! I just sit around all day and get paid for it.
Hey, you look beat. How's work?
Awful. You know that remake of The Wizard of Oz they're making in town? A hundred ****ing munchkins came into our place to eat today.

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