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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet! | |
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| Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double! | |
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| And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet! | |
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| Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals. | |
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| Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field. | |
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| So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love! | |
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| I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows? | |
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| Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks! | |
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| Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question. | |
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| What made you want to form a rap group? | |
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| Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band? | |
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| I need you to give me an update on the budget. | |
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| I'll get to that in a minute, but first... Did you know that nearly 100% of my income is raised by working here? | |
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| If you pledge an additional $100 a month, you'll continue to get all the great budget updates you already love, plus many other reports throughout the day. | |
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| Why should I pay you more when I don't have to? | |
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| I'll throw in this coffee cup. | |
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| Are you allergic to any medications? | |
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| What happens to you when you take penicillin? | |
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| I break out in a whole-body rash. | |
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| The drug the doctor prescribed for you doesn't have much penicillin in it. | |
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| During your recovery, you should avoid alcohol. | |
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| The word "avoid" means "try not to if you can help it," right? | |
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| Also, you should avoid any heavy lifting, exertion, or strenuous activity. | |
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| Oh, I won't do anything like that. | |
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| I can't believe you drive around in that old, gas guzzling, polluting car. | |
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| My car runs mostly on electricity, gets great gas mileage and has modern emission controls. | |
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| My car didn't take a boat ride across the Pacific to get to this parking lot. | |
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| It's an election year distraction... | |
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| Feels like the ozone layer's crackin' | |
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| Not only Starbuck comes from frackin' | |
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| Every fit that you can throw... | |
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| And all the weed that you can grow... | |
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| And every hobo you can blow.. | |
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