people NekoCat is following

BigEvilDan, boorite, bunnerabb, DexX, gabe_billings, kunislayershujo, ladyjdotnet, ObiJo, Spankling, wirthling


latest comics from people NekoCat is following

by ladyjdotnet
4-01-12
Hi, Honey! Hey, why are you packing up all your stuff?
*sigh* I'd hoped to just leave a note.
I'm leaving you. I've been seeing someone much, much smarter than you are, behind your back.
Wait a second! Is this an April Fool's prank? You're just ACTING like you're leaving me!
April F... Yes. That's right, sure. I'm just acting.
You're still packing.
I'm just committing to the role.

by ladyjdotnet
3-18-12
The sign outside says, "No interest for 5 years." Is that special still active?
Yep.
I was interested in buying a sofa for my living room...
Wait, what did you say?
I said I was interested...
Yeah, that's what I thought you said. Look, you read the sign. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

by boorite
1-10-12
OOH BABY I LOVE YOUR WHEY, EVERY DAY
WANNA TELL YOU I LOVE YOUR WHEY, EVERY DAY
WANNA SMEAR IT ON MY TOUPEE

by ladyjdotnet
12-18-11
You know, whenever I see some jerk take up two whole parking spaces, I wish he had friends and loved ones to tell him he's an ass.
Ha! That's totally my car!
Yeah, I kinda wish you had people who love you, too.
Ouch.
I'm totally kidding, buddy. I love you enough to call you an ass. Ass.

by ladyjdotnet
9-07-11
Fine then, I'll do it your way.
The right way.
Fine. The right way. WHAT has two thumbs...
uh huh...
and ****ed in your coffee?

by ladyjdotnet
9-07-11
Who's got two thumbs and...
No. Stop. You're DOING IT WRONG.
Huh?
It's "WHAT has two thumbs..." You're ruining the joke by saying "WHO".
Why is that?
Well, it's like you're not just excluding every THING that doesn't have thumbs, but every PERSON who mishandled fireworks.

by ladyjdotnet
9-07-11
I've got a wheel bearing problem. It makes the car want to drift to the left, especially at speeds exceeding 65 MPH.
It's not so bad, though.
I've gotten really good at steering with my knees while texting.

by ladyjdotnet
7-30-11
Okay. Okay. Okay. But listen. I gotta really great idea for a business.
This oughtta be good.
Mmm-hmmm. It's an idea for a moving company name and slogan.
Is this the one about "How Are You Gentlemen Movers - We Move Every Zig?"
No. No. Better! "Ex-Lax Movers - We'll Totally Move Your Shit!"
Oooh, and a companion cleaning service! "Charmin Cleaners," for cleaning up the crap you left at the old place!

by ladyjdotnet
6-27-11
Growing up, I really had a thing for Cheetara.
Well, that's normal, but if you're still flogging the dolphin while picturing Cheetara, that's a little odd.
What if I flog the dolphin while thinking of you dressed in a Cheetara outfit?
Some people aren't built to dress as Cheetara. I'd end up looking more like Cheetos-ra.
I bet you're a pretty good Frito-Lay.
Chester Cheetah was wrong. It apparently is easy being cheesy.

by ladyjdotnet
6-22-11
I'm dating a few different guys... I'm starting to feel like maybe I'm a bit of a ho.
Nah, you're just circulating... feeling your oats, playing the field!
Yeah, but all the guys I'm dating are way younger. I think I'm becoming a cougar.
Alright, maybe you're a ho, then... but you're too young to be a cougar. In fact, you're something much cooler than a cougar.
What's that?
You're a THUNDERCAT HO!

Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page