people Neo11 is following

AngryAmerican, batFucker, Beeko180, bigworm, biped, brycekain, choadwarrior, crabby, edoggydog, fraod, kramer_vs_kramer, Lord_Vodek, mycatdrinkswine, Pandeist, ragu4u, RCCOLAMAN, RetardedHistory, TehDillian, UnknownEric


latest comics from people Neo11 is following

by bigworm
6-25-19
*Re: Your 2nd request for something to eat. Escort one of the filthy dirty ****sucking coconut head *****s down to the beach to suck your you-know-what!
Then tell her (after you're done of course), that you can't really offer her any meaningful help in raising her low self esteem if she's going to continue acting like a ***** with no morals!
Then take one of the other coconuts and bash her ****ing head in with it, and eat all you want!

by bigworm
6-25-19
*Dear Sir, In response to your prayer requesting a sexual partner. I have your back!
Please take note of the coconuts behind you. See how they are shaped just like a woman's head?
See the one hole that looks just like some dirty raunchy *****'s ****sucking mouth? Bye bye for now!*

by bigworm
6-22-19
Did you get a receipt yet?

by AngryAmerican
6-21-19
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dere Mr. I'mma Cat. I don't expect a dumb**** dog like youse to understand dis, but no matter what ya tink, you're a dog.
Yeah, ****-breath. Youse a doggy, see? Ain't no kittiness abouts you no-ways, ya git.
Seriously, I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body. I groom myself 4 hours a day, sleep another 15 and climb all over my human the other 5, disruptig its sleep pattern.
Between youse and mes, dat sounds pretty felink if youse knows what I means.
Ayyyhhhh...I don't know, Mittens. I's can't get past dem dangly-ass balls, all akimbo and ****. Like, youse knows..wear a tie or sumfin. for ****sakes.

by crabby
6-19-19
Wow. Already celebrating your one year anniversary. It's crazy how time just flies by when you're hard at work.
I've enjoyed my first year with the company. The work has been fulfilling and I really enjoy my coworkers.
Great. That's great. Anything else you'd like to share before we get into your review?
Not that I can think of right now. I've just really enjoyed working here.
Ok, I think you're doing awful and you're truly lucky to still be employed here. I'd fire you, but I'd rather not do the paper work. We're going to give you a 2.5% raise. Keep up the good work.
That's not what I was expecting at all.

by crabby
6-19-19
Excuse me ma'am, but my security cameras caught one of your kids going through my backyard and stealing my tomato plants. I don't want to call the police, but I would like some restitution.
Oh dear. Could you tell which of my children it was? Was it Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, or Evan?
I believe it was Evan, but you can check the cameras for yourself just to be sure.
I'm sorry this happened. I'd just like to be completely sure which child would do something so terrible.
Several minutes later after reviewing the tapes.
So which of your boys was it?
It was Carter.

by crabby
6-17-19
Have you seen my socks?
Have you checked your feet?
Wow! I don't know what I'd do without you babe.
I hate this planet.

by crabby
6-17-19
So I got Mom and Dad tickets to Medieval Times for their anniversary. If you could just chip $450 to cover your half then we can say it's from the both of us.
A night at Medival Times does not cost $450 for two people.
Oh! Well, I had a groupon.
Oh ok. That makes sense.
So yeah, you can give me cash or Cash App me or Pay Pal, but I won't take a check. Not after last time.
I just don't want to pay to have the corpses of my parents hauled off to a night at Medieval Times. They've been dead for 35 years, Karl. Move on.

by AngryAmerican
6-16-19
I love being offended by something. Whenever I can wake up and choose something to be offended by, I know it's gonna be a great day.
Oh my God! Me Too! Recreational Outrage is totally my new favorite thing! I feel so indignant yet righteous, all at the same time!!
It's like cathartic to troll Facebook and look for things that enrage me. Like objectionable views give me an endorphin dump or something!
Like totally! The other day I commented about how like all those guys who stormed some beach were probably all racists and deserved to die anyway.
OMG! Yesterday I posted that women should just stab Pro-Life guys in the balls so they can't make more little brainwashed Pro-Lifers!
CASTRATE ALL MEN!!!!!

by AngryAmerican
6-16-19
Hey pal, dis part of the yard is fer cats only. Now scram, ya mug.
Yeah dat's right, dis is our part of the yard. Youse better beat it, Sally.
But I self identify as a cat.
The continued anthropomorphication of domesticated animal species is getting out of hand.
Is dis ****in mook loopy or what?

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