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latest comics from people Neo11 is following

by Beeko180
4-17-19
It's Chen.
Jackie Chen? That doesn't sound right.
That's because it isn't.
So it is Chan?
No I-
I really liked you in Shanghai Twilight, Jackie. Honestly the best kung fu movie of the decade. Even better than The Last Samurai. Hands down.

by Beeko180
4-17-19
Mr. President... we... I... there is a problem.
With the Russians, Chin?
It's Chen.
Look, Jackie...
Chen.
Okay, Chan; if we're going to spend this much time talking about your name before we get to the nitty gritty, there's going to be two problems instead of one.

by Beeko180
4-16-19
Look, Mr. President. We're getting off topic here.
Did Putin at least put-in my bum, his rootin', tootin', semen-shootin' Putin stick?
...
Yeah, I quit.
You know who else quits? Quitters.
You ****ing loser.

by Beeko180
4-16-19
We've a situation with the Ununited Oil Emirates. Russia has violated the peace treaty.
Why would they do that, though? I thought Putin and I were big buddy pals. You know the old addage... you suck my ****, I suck your's.
You were never sucking his ****, Mr. President. That was fake news.
YOU'RE FAKE NEWS. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, HUH? HOW DO THEM APPLES TASTE? I BET THEY TASTE LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE.
B i t c h.

by Beeko180
4-16-19
We start our story like any other... at the beginning.
We have a problem, Mr. President.
No. You have a problem, commie. Fucking 'we'. Get out of here.
What's the problem?

by Beeko180
4-16-19
This Middle-East Indian child sought to make his way in the world through the power of God. For God would surely answer.
The temple that this Middle-East Indian child attempted to prostitute himself at didn't take too kindly to prostitution; especially gaybosexual prostitution. So they stoned him.
BUT THE POWER OF ROCK WAS ON HIS SIDE! AND THE GOD OF ROCK BLESSED HIM WITH ALMIGHTY POWERS AND HE BECAME FROM THAT DAY FORWARD AFGHANAMAN!!!
Ba da bing ba da boom.

by Beeko180
4-15-19
Left to his own devices, for his father died in a suicide bombing...
...his father wasn't the suicide bomber...
We all know that's what you were thinking.
Yeah, you judgemental ********.

by Beeko180
4-15-19
In the beginning there was a lone Middle-East Indian child from the Middle-Eastern parts of India and he required medicines to heal his sick mother who was dying.
Her name was Uncle Judie.
Uncle Judie died because, I'm not sure if you've heard, but most Middle-East Indian children from the Middle-Eastern parts of India are very poor.

by Beeko180
4-15-19
bloom
kabang
allahooey
kazam
bamf
9/11 was an outside job.

by Beeko180
4-15-19
A long time ago...
In a sand land far away...
bang
blam blam

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