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latest comics from people Neo11 is following

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by edoggydog
2-09-20
My wife's a foreigner, but she speaks very good English... However, she tends to put the emphasis on the wrong syllable, which sometimes scares people!
Groovy!
For example, when my wife says this:
Did the contractor email you the construction costs on the new building?
Yes...You have been for-WARD-ed.
People think they hear:
You have been forewarned!

by choadwarrior
1-26-20
NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed today in a fiery helicopter crash.
Helicopter?
More like Hella-Flopter.
Sorry. Clippers fan.

by edoggydog
1-25-20
♫ ♫ Ish the mosht wonderful time of the beer... ♫ ♫
*BUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
*fart*

by edoggydog
1-22-20
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass!
Groovy!
I never know what to do during these cutaways.
I usually fantasize motorboating Jamalia's tits!

by edoggydog
1-22-20
Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass...AGAIN!
Groovy!
How can I eat Mexican food and still lose ten pounds?
Drink Mexican water.
Actually, I can't tell you why she kicked my ass for that.
Que?

by choadwarrior
1-20-20
Why did you put up the Halloween decorations?
I put up the Martin Luther King Day decorations.
You put a skeleton on the door.
Yes.
Martin Luther King didn't look like a skeleton!
He does now.

by edoggydog
1-19-20
January 18, 2020....
Aaaaaaand, there... My first SFPD of 2020 is complete! EAT MY DUST, STRIPPERS!!!!
Today...
I just wanted dominate the front page of stripcreator.com for the day. I didn't want to hurt any-one's feelings. I'll never do it again.
Groovy!
January 25, 2020
EAT MY DUST AGAIN, STRIPPERS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by bigworm
1-16-20
It takes a long time for someone with no back-bone to sc**** together enough grains of courage to admit wrongdoing.
So I just made mine into buttons.
All two of 'em!

by edoggydog
1-15-20
It's hard laying next to you!
Why? Don't you like me?
No, no, you misunderstood me... IT's hard laying next to you!
Oh, I get it... Well, IT's wet laying next to you!
That's because my cat peed on that side of the bed.

by bigworm
1-13-20
[DIRECTOR'S NOTES]: Monkey Boy offers Nun banana with condom on. Nun seeks clarification from Monkey Boy (who told me can act and talk at the same time, FUCKING LIAR)!
uhhh...
What are you trying to say Monkey boy?
[DIRECTOR'S NOTES]: Monkey Boy offers Nun banana with a little innuendo. Nun goes off and becomes Satan (but left horns at home, SHIT)!!!
uhhh?
YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE I'M A NUN YOU CAN FUCK ME WITH A BANANA??? GO TO HELL!!!
[DIRECTOR'S NOTES]: Call Zoo for replacement monkies (1 male with gyrating pelvis syndrome and enjoys sitting on laps, plus 1 female with freckles around her mouth who enjoys kneeling).
I can't believe I left my....
uhhh... uhhh?

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