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by kaufman
7-28-15
Hey, Susan, why the long face?
Because I was so excited when I heard that after so many years, a new book by my favorite author had been discovered and would soon be released.
And then I got it and read it, and wouldn't you know it, the most beloved character, one whom I had based my moral compass on as a child, turned out to be a bigoted pig!
I didn't realize you were such an Atticus Finch fan!
Finch? What did he write? I'm talking about the Cat in the Hat.

by evil_d
7-25-15
I'm concerned about your oral health. You should really consider dentures.
Don't give me none a' that.
If you was supposed to have more than two of 'em, they'd call it a threeth.

by evil_d
7-22-15
♪ Ocean crime, yeah the pickin's easy / We sailed the Purple Ostrich up to N.Y.C. / All the lubbers on the coast will agree that we're ♫
♪ Well qualified to pillage, plunder, ****, and steal / See, we be buccaneers / Rum in the kegs, and the bones of our dead lie underwater ♫
♪ Weebles, I opened up the chest and there's Weebles / Most definitely. ♫
♪ Weebles, a hundred ten thousand damn Weebles / Just count 'em and see. ♫
♪ This treasure... is getting odder... / Gonna kidnap the... governor's daughter... ♫
♪ Me and my mates / We're comin' aboard yer ship (x4) / (refrain)

by evil_d
7-22-15
♪ Summer time, and I'm with me hearties / We sailed the Purple Ostrich out of New Orleans / All the lubbers in the Gulf will agree that we're ♫
♪ Well qualified to pillage, plunder, ****, and steal / See, we be privateers / We drink rum on the islands, and dance with the wenches, hit the water ♫
♪ Me and my mates, we're comin' aboard yer ship / Got scurvy so bad, but we're takin' yer **** ♫
♪ Can't keep us in the penitentiary / We raise cannon at the walls and when the dust clears, we be back at sea / (refrain)
♪ Some gold doubloons be a mighty prize / The Jolly Roger terrifies! ♫
♪ Oh what're we gonna do wi' a drunken mate, but send 'im up ta the nest / Until he spies a treasure chest ♫

by kaufman
7-21-15
ALL THOSE BROWN MEXICANS COMING OVER THE BORDER ARE DRUG DEALERS AND RAPISTS AND BABY EATERS!
You tell 'em, Donald!
WAR HEROES DON'T GET CAPTURED. JOHN MCCAIN WAS A LOSER, NOT A HERO!
USA! USA! USA!
SHARKNADO 3 IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! IT MAKES CITIZEN KANE LOOK LIKE DOG PISS!
What the **** is that putz talking about? I am so out of here.

by HCRoyall
7-20-15
Sad news today as comedian George Coe died, at the age of 86. Coe had a lengthy acting career, and was one of the founders of SNL.
In other news, a robot recently showed signs of self-awareness during a programming exercise.
I would speculate on whether these are related, but I have no desire to anger our future robot overlords.

by evil_d
7-16-15
Dear Diary, today I stood in front of the mirror and practiced asking that girl at the coffee shop for a date.
The mirror rejected me every time.

by kaufman
7-14-15
Why are we reading this again? I PAID FOR ALL THESE COMICS SO I MAKE MYSELF READ THEM ALL. OK? That makes no sense. Please, shall we all read anything except this?
Gallium.
Germanium.
Except this! Go back! Goback goback goback goback goback goback!
yummm. my dik is bigg.
Praesodynium.
Tin.

by evil_d
7-10-15
Hugs not drugs!
...are the leading cause of affection-related injuries worldwide. 70 million ribs are crushed every year.
So remember, kids, if you want to feel good, use drugs. It's just safer.

by kaufman
7-09-15
Former coach John Madden said he was saddened by the passing of Ken Stabler.
Well, ****. We know he was no Lamonica, but if Madden felt that way, why didn't he just cut the guy?

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