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by evil_d
10-22-17
Are those needle marks on your arms? Don't think I don't know what that means, young lady!!
Calm down, mom! They're from giving blood!
Oh. Well... that's good then. I'm proud of you.
Just a couple more pints and we'll have enough to summon Yo'phuthogugl.
I hope he eats my ***** mom first.

by kaufman
10-18-17
I'm starting to worry about the boy.
Everything was fine until we got there, and then he tensed up and started saying, "I see dead people."
He wouldn't stop until we left. He was creating quite the scene.
Well, maybe taking little Clark to Smallville Cemetery wasn't the best idea.

by evil_d
10-09-17
Hello, Ms. West, this is your gynecologist's office calling.
You've been postponing your appointment for a while, but it's very important.
I'm afraid we must go down and see you sometime.

by kaufman
9-30-17
We are reporting live from the funeral of game show host Monty Hall. His long-time announcer, Jay Stewart, is approaching the casket ...
And now, per his will, one of the many mourners here has been selected to receive a bequest of $500.
Now, Mr. Hall's family is asking her if she wants to keep the money or trade it for what's in the box Jay Stewart is standing next to.
TAKE THE BOX! TAKE THE BOX!

by kaufman
9-30-17
Hey Gabe, do you know what happened to Japan? I don't see it down there.
Really? Hmmmmm ... you're right. Let me try to get some information on what happened.
select * from past 7 days where country = 'Japan';
You won't believe this. Our buddy Jesus ate it yesterday.
Oh crap. I told the kid a hundred times that he is NOT the Son of Godzilla.

by evil_d
9-28-17
Please don't be alarmed. We merely need to run a few tests to update our data on your species.
Are you going to use one of those anal probes on me?
Oh heavens no. Those are old technology.
Oh, thank god.
These urethral probes are much more sophisticated.

by evil_d
9-18-17
It's not fair for me to be treated differently just because I'm white.
Okay.

by evil_d
9-14-17
I don't know where I went wrong with you, son. You're fat, lazy, and unemployed. You've spent the last 3 days smoking pot and watching TV non-stop. What are you even doing with your life?
Proving white supremacists wrong.
Carry on, then.

by evil_d
9-13-17
Look, I didn't ask for white people to be naturally more intelligent.
I'm just saying, since we are, it only makes sense for our society to be organized accordingly.
Let me ask you, what all are you doing with your naturally superior intelligence?
Yesterday I solved the New York Times crossword puzzle in 30 minutes.
Thursdays are for chumps. Call me back when you can solve a Saturday.

by evil_d
9-05-17
I've found it! The world's smallest violin!
Can you believe it? I ask for a venti half-caf soy latte with two shots of caramel and they give me one shot! How hard is it to get a decent coffee in this town?
And not a moment too soon!

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