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by evil_d
10-30-14
You overcharged me, you stupid Indian! Go back to the Bering Strait!
I'm not that kind of Indian, sir.
Fine, then go back to Tenochtitlan!
I'm the kind of Indian who actually comes from India.
You don't have to make up a country called "India"! We Americans aren't as ignorant as you think!
I'm duly impressed by your educated racism, sir.

You're stupid, and you should go to hell.
by evil_d, 10-28-14

by kaufman
10-17-14
You may ask yourself, who is the most tortured soul of all God's creations? The answer is Paul McCartney's guardian angel.
It all started in 1976 when the angel absentmindedly started singing an insipid tune performed by Paul and his band...
o/`Someone's knocking at the door, Somebody's ringing the bell ...
Wait a minute, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its Wings. I'm an angel, a bell's ringing, and now I'm getting some Wings. And it's THAT DAMNED SONG AGAIN!
o/`Someone's knocking at the door, Somebody's ringing the bell ...
Wait a minute, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its Wings. I'm an angel, a bell's ringing, and now I'm getting some Wings. And it's THAT DAMNED SONG AGAIN!

by evil_d
10-16-14
My son is five years old now, and let you tell you, I'm having some real trouble with his PENIS.
I'm sorry, his...?
PENIS! Stands for Pre-Education Necessary Information Survey. I have to fill it out before he can start kindergarten.
That's terrible.
You're telling me! And if you think my son's PENIS is hard, you should have seen my daughter's!

by evil_d
10-15-14
Go get the rocket launcher; it's right around that corner. There's nobody there.
>KABOOM!!< You are dead.
WHAT?? That guy was not there before! He's hacking the game! Dude, tell him his mom's a *****. I checked her file and she totally is.
yor mom = *****
Jim, you're the worst guardian angel ever. Clean out your desk.
Your mom's a *****!

by kaufman
10-08-14
Inside the security office at a major airport ...
That man third in line just got in from Africa and he looks a little sickly. We'd better do away with him before he infects us all.
Roger that.
They quickly drop the suspected disease carrier to the bottom of the sea, believing that there he will no longer be a threat, BUT ...
Coming soon to Syfy: EBOLPHIN!
So long, and thanks for all the viruses.

by kaufman
10-07-14
I JUST BOUGHT A NEW iPHONE.
EEEEEEEEEEE!
AND I THINK I HAVE A BAD YEAST INFECTION, SO I DOUCHED WITH DRANO.
OOOOOOOOHHHHH!
You're not even listening to me, are you?
YES! YES! YES! HOLEEE SHIT!

by kaufman
10-07-14
They just opened a new Wal-Mart in town.
EEEEEEEEEEE!
It will run all the local shops out of business.
OOOOOOOOOH!
And so underpay its workers that they will have to suck millions from the government in food stamps, etc.
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

by kaufman
10-07-14
I WENT TO THE DOLLAR STORE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT A PENCIL
EEEEEEEEE!
IT'S VERY SHARP AND HAS AN ERASER ON THE END!
EEEEEEEEEEE!
As the water cooler begins cracking ...
AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO USE MY FINGER TO PICK BOOGERS OUT OF MY NOSE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by kaufman
10-07-14
I CAN NOW CALL OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE PHONES.
Is that what you can do with them?
Maybe we should get some. Then she could call us.

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