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by kaufman
Goodness! Are those ancient cave drawings? Can you figure out what they say?
Yes, it's coming to me. It seems to be an essay on primitive obscenity. Listen here ...
It says the seven words you can't write on cave walls are OOG, NURG, SKUNG, GRONK, POOGSNUG, SKUNGOREET, and UNGH.
That's incredible
Wait, there's more. It says, "What's ungh even doing in this list? Ungh is such a friendly word ..."

by evil_d
Julius Caesar
Abraham Lincoln
Mother ****er!
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Son of a dolphin ****!

by evil_d
Why should we let people from all these ****hole countries move to America?
Because... that's literally what it says on the Statue of Liberty?
What? No way does it say "****hole" on the Statue of Liberty.
Yeah, they modernized the poem a couple of years back.
"Y'all huddled masses tryna get up outta them ****holes? We takin' tempest-tossed, we takin' wretched refuse, we takin' all them *****es."
I'll be damned.

by evil_d
How much would you charge to write a three-page essay on A Midsummer Night's Dream for me?
That's easy. Fifteen dollars.
And how much if it has to be single-spaced and in Times New Roman?
Whoa there, Hemingway.

by kaufman
Hi, I'm Brad, creator, owner and caretaker of Stripcreator. You may be wondering why our site is flooded with ads from essay-writing services.
Essay, essay, five cent.
The fact is, to keep the site running, I have entered into lucrative partnerships with sites such as EssaysVerboseItemsofLiterature&
Hey pard, look at this essay I wrote about gravitons.
I've even given them an account here so they can make promotional comics.
We gave this 8-year old a winning essay on why not groping classmates was sufficient for inclusion on Santa's nice list.

by evil_d
Here's what I don't get, Santa. There are almost two billion children in the world. How can you possibly keep track of a list that long? Where do you even put it?
Santa's gotten with the times, my dear! All of that data is stored in the cloud now!
Earlier, at the North Pole:
https://en.wikipedia .org/wiki/List_of_ children_who_were_ nice_in_2017

by evil_d
I'll have the number one combo, please.
Can I get a name for that order?
I guess... we could call it Fred?

by evil_d
Want to make sure you're on Santa's nice list, young lady? Give me your address and I'll double-check!
How about you, miss? Your phone number will work too!
Alright, Mr. Moore. You've been warned about this.
Who paid you to come here and do your job?? Was it the muslims? The sodomites?

by kaufman
Santa must love doctors. My wife is a pediatrician, and she gets the most thoughtful and amazing gifts.
I don't know. Santa never brings my wife anything.
Is she a doctor too?
Yeah, an anesthesiologist.
That's odd ...
I guess I just have an unlisted number.

by kaufman
So 1944 was the only year Santa didn't bring you presents?
Well, there was also 1949, when he paid my parents and those of all the other children, and brought us to the North Pole instead.
Wow! Yuo got to go to Santa's place? How lucky!
It wasn't luck. He had switched his gift list with his shopping list and bought all the kids.
So what happened to all the presents? Where did they go?
Oh, you know. Cereal boxes, Cracker Jacks. There's a reason the guy's so chubby.

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