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by DragonXero
1-12-12
*fsssssht* *klok*
OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You have to refrigerate that after opening!
But I just broke the seal.
Who knows what kind of horrible diseases could get in there?!
Oh come on, they taste fine.

by DragonXero
7-07-11
I don't know, I just don't like Mexican goatfish.
I didn't like it either, until I found this way to cook it.
Mmmhm. Yeah. Okay yeah, Mexican goatfish still tastes like candied ass.
You hate my cooking!
No, I hate Mexican goatfish. I can't judge your cooking until you use something I actually like.
I'm a failure!

by DragonXero
5-17-11
Okay, I've already done this quest six times, I kill you, I take your Ankh, I use the Ankh to free the murlocks, then I turn it in, so...
ARCANE SHOT!
OH GOD WHY
Eleven more of these ****ing things and I can finally get some new gloves.
I hate alts...

by DragonXero
5-17-11
Woohoo! Hit 85! Now I can- Oh hell, not you again.
Ready for some daily quests in a PVP zone with a bunch of 13 year olds geared to the teeth?
Go to hell! I'm gonna run some heroics.
Have fun!
Sucker.

by DragonXero
5-17-11
You know, I love organic foods.
I refuse to eat anything but organic foods now.
I mean, really, who wants a silicon-based sandwich?

by DragonXero
1-01-11
Hey Futureman, do we have flying cars yet?
No...
Oh. Going back to hibernate for another year then.
We have jetpacks- Oh, dammit, too late.

by DragonXero
10-25-10
Hey Ted, I bet I can get anorexic teenagers to drink cups full of vinegar.
You are so on.
http://technorati.com/lifestyle/article/vinegar-clinically-proven-to-destroy-fat/
Clinical trials commencing.
There's no way this is going to work.
Pay up, Ted.
Goddammit.

by DragonXero
9-28-10
Okay, what the hell? Won't you turn on?
*bzz* *whirrr* *clcik*
Oh come on, dammit, turn-
I don't think I can just replace the power supply this time.

by DragonXero
9-26-10
Aren't you worried that we might lose money from piracy?!
Not really. They can't play the game without being connected to the servers anyway.
But, they didn't buy the game in the first place, we lose money there right?
They have to pay for an account to create a server.
So, cash fight you say?
And booze!

by DragonXero
9-26-10
EA Games:
Our games are getting pirated! What are we going to do?
Easy. We put on DRM and punish those *******s who buy our games.
But, what about the piracy?
We're going to stop it by making our games so unpopular, even the pirates don't want them.
Meanwhile, at Blizzard Studios:
Hey, did you hear? Some people downloaded World of Warcraft!
Okay. Hey, let's go get drunk and have a cash fight.

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