NobbyTheSheep

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My name is dave, and I get bored very easily, I usually end up thinking up what I think are amusing dialogues, that I like to inflict upon the world. I enjoy writing and reading, and playing guitar.

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Emotional Stalingrad

by NobbyTheSheep
1-23-02


	Hi Andy, I need advice... I'm having difficulty overcoming my booze problem. Can you help?


	Probably.

5 minutes later


	Do you have any suggestions then? or ar you just going to stand there?


	What I do to handle my addiction is to fill a sock with baked beans, and force feed it to my hostages until they choke.


	What were you addicted to again?


	Letting my victims live.

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