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So, it didn't work out, eh?
Yeah, in the end I guess we were attracted to each other, but just not compatible.
Like guns and Florida.
Like dancing and alcohol.
Like toilet seats and crabs.
Like Buicks and handicapped placards.

You're clean, right?
But you probably should have asked before you screamed, "I want your **** in my ass, now!"
Cool...good night.

What should we do next?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Why aren't you following me?

This letter looked important, so I thought I'd bring it to the door.
Thanks. got a package for me?

Just so you know, the brown stains on my sheets are actually from chocolate sauce.
by AccentuateNegative, 3-30-14

Actually, I'm a Tricerabottom.
by AccentuateNegative, 3-30-14

was that thing here yesterday?
oh, so you noticed! that, my friend, is my brand new pizza oven! guy down the street gave me a fantastic deal on it!
can't you just make pizzas in a regular oven?
what?! are you crazy, dude?! that's genuine italian brick! no regular oven can match the flavor, texture, or pure QUALITY of AUTHENTIC pizza!
wow. i didn't know that.
now run down to the gas station and pick up some red barons so we can try this baby out!

hey darrell, long time no see. you still dating what's-her-face?
how did her facial reconstructive surgery go...?
pretty good, you ****ing prick.

so, how long have you known the groom?
oh, forever. ever since we were little kids. heck, i was the guy who talked him into getting the snake tattoo on his ****.
you can't see it from here, it's on the other side.

two six packs, one large keg, will this be all today, bro?
why yes it will, friendly merchant. this should be more than enough to slake the thirst of my stalwart compatriots.
let me tell you, the dark sultan of norba's keep had better watch where he treads. when i get a few flagons of this elixir in me, i can slay all night.
i usually ask for one form of identification, but i want two from you.
okay, here's my student ID and my v-card.

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