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I'd like to make a deposit.

Thanks for inviting me over for dinner.
Thanks for helping to cook.
Everything was so good!
We should probably **** before the food turns into poop.

I used to **** that guy for a while.
How did you know him?
He lived 1,625 feet from me.

I'm still puzzled why you go for the swishy, effeminate guys.
Why does that surprise you?
You aren't like that at all.
That never stopped you from dating stupid *****es with too much makeup and fake tits.

I can't believe we've been friends for this long.
And to think we owe it all to a gay hookup site.
Something about your profile told me you'd be a cool guy.
Yeah, I'm glad we found each other.
We never would have met if I hadn't messaged you first.
Or if you had been ugly.

Looking tonight?
Perhaps.
What are you looking for?
I'm not looking for what you're looking for.
Then what are you looking for?
I'm looking for what you tell your friends you're looking for.

So, it didn't work out, eh?
Yeah, in the end I guess we were attracted to each other, but just not compatible.
Like guns and Florida.
Like dancing and alcohol.
Like toilet seats and crabs.
Like Buicks and handicapped placards.

You're clean, right?
Yeah...
But you probably should have asked before you screamed, "I want your **** in my ass, now!"
Cool...good night.

What should we do next?
I'm going to the bathroom.
M'kay.
Why aren't you following me?

This letter looked important, so I thought I'd bring it to the door.
Thanks.
Sooo...you got a package for me?

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