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by biped
5-22-12
I try to make at least one comic per day on the "stripcreator.com" comic-making website.
Oh? And have you made one today?
I certainly have. In fact, you're in it right now!
Wait a minute...is this one of those ****ty "breaking the fourth wall" comics"?
Well, yes--
FUCK YOU!!!

by biped
5-18-12
...so the bartender says, "Don't look at me--I'm not Ted Koppel!"
HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha hahahahaha ha, ha!
Wait...who's Ted Koppel?

by biped
5-16-12
See the kind of **** you stir up when you act like an *******? You really are a ****ing *******, Billy.
I'm sorry, Dad. I'm so, so sorry. I'm super-sorry. I'm 100% ****, ****, and **** ****-a-doodle-doo sorry.
Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--ARE YOU FUCKING A CORPSE???
NO, BILLY! It was already dug up when I got here, and...and I was trying to resuscitate it. WITH MY DICK!!!
Whew, what a dream! It sure is nice to furiously masturbate about NORMAL things again! Mom? MOM?
SSH! Quiet, Billy--I'm (a) timing muffins (b) watching a water buffalo **** a rhinoceros (c) thinking thought crimes.

by biped
5-16-12
Take a good look, Billy. This is what happens when you tamper with long-established background continuity.
You mean we live at the North Pole now? In SANTA'S HOUSE? But--there's no DOPE and PORN SHOPS! I mean, video game arcades.
Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--what the BENT FUCK?!?
DIOS MIO, Billy! I'm a matador now, and our nice practice field has turned into...into... a GRAVEYARD!!!
Whew! What a terrible dream! It sure is nice to be back in our good old NORMAL house again! Mom? MOM?
YES BILLY UNIT--IT IS "NICE" TO BE "NORMAL"--"HA" TO THE SECOND POWER [SKEEECH]

by biped
5-15-12
Son, I--wait a minute. This isn't your usual bedroom...
Dammit, Dad, I'm old enough to pick out my OWN bedroom background!
I just don't know what's gotten into Billy. He's--hey, what the **** happened to our kitchen?
It's that horrible ALTERNATE kitchen background that I hate! Oh Ed, our beloved house is REVOLTING against us!
Jeepers! Is this our new bathroom background?
Fuckin' Ay! There's even a condom machine!

by biped
5-15-12
Mom, how come whenever I stand in this doorway, it looks like I'm floating about a foot off the ground?
Err...ask your father, dear.
See? This one works just fine.
Son, you know your mother doesn't like this background. These ****ing yellow walls would drive us all nuts! Besides, it's always nighttime outside that door.
I hate these stupid backgrounds! And whose bedroom is this anyway--mine or yours? They're both just alike!
Yeah, and whenever you stand there, my ****in' TV disappears!

by biped
5-15-12
Well, I called in a favor to Russell Mulcahey to direct this thing. Has he shown up yet?
Yes, sir--he's dead. It appears he told this Nurse Bigguns to "shut up" and just lip-synch, so she skinned him alive and wore him like a Halloween costume.
ME AM THE DIRECTOR NOW SO EVERYBODY SING LA LA LA!!! EENIE MEENIE MOE!!! SING, OR ME KILL!!!
LA LA LA!!! QUACK QUACK QUACK!!! EENIE MEENIE MOE!!! (SOB!)
GUESS WHAT MOMMY ME KILLED AND ATE THIRTY PEOPLE TODAY SO ME NOT HUNGRY FOR SUPPER UNLESS WE AM HAVING HOT DOGS YUM YUM!!!
(sigh) I'll boil the wieners...

by biped
5-15-12
Okay, people... "Heart" video with Nurse Bigguns lip-synching the Ann Wilson part because she's too fat, TAKE ONE!
HEY MISTER YOU SAID ME'S NAME REAL LOUD YOU AM A BAD MAN GRRRRRRRRR!!! ME KILL!!! KILL KILL KILL!!!
So, how's the shoot going?
Not so well, J.B. The director's dead, and I'm not sure this "Nurse Bigguns" person fully understands what's going on.
QUACK QUACK QUACK!!! OLD MADONNA HAD A FARM, EENIE MEANIE MOE!!!

by biped
5-15-12
Look, Ann, you can still sing lead on the albums. But you've simply gotten TOO FAT to appear in the videos.
But Heart is MY band! My sister Nancy and I started it and YOU CAN'T TELL ME I CAN'T BE IN THE VIDEOS! Besides, the fans don't care if I'm fat! They LOVE ME!
Great. Well, now that that's settled, meet your new replacement, who will lip-synch your lead vocals in all future videos.
HI, FATSO!!! ME AM NURSE BIGGUNS AND ME AM GONNA LIP-STINK YOU IN ALL FOOCHURE VINNY-MOES!!! GOO-GOO!!!
"Next up--maniac nurse goes insane during video taping, kills and eats everyone involved."
BWAAAH-HA-HAAAA!!! "Serves" 'em right!

by biped
5-13-12
"You've been watching 'Funny Bunny Playtime.'" Now stayed tuned for... 'FRANKENSTEIN'S TERRIBLE BLOODY HORROR OF FRANKENSTEIN'!!!"
"RAAAAAAAAR!!!"
WAAAAAAAAA!!! FANKENTINE, MOMMY!!! FANKENTINE!!! FANKENTINE!!!
Uhh...it sounds like there may be something wrong with the baby...
What baby?

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