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Let's go down to the playground and hookup.
The playground? Isn't that a bit weird?
When I was a child, I broke my hymen when my brother jumped off the seesaw, and now that's the only way I can get off.
I thought I was the only one into the Teeter-Twatter.

What happened here?
Farticle acelorater.
Don't you mean particle acelorater?
Not even the Large Hadron Collider could cause this much devastation.
So it was a methane explosion?
Nah, two lesbians were scissoring away and simultaneously queefed.

by areallystupidguy
12-29-15
would you ever kill someone?
wow. that's a really hard question. i mean, if someone hurt my family... wow. i'd be furious. maybe mad enough to kill, even. but could i go through with it?
i don't know if there's anything that would make me mad enough to go that far. but i guess you don't really know until you're put in that situation.
what if she was a hitch hiker?

We've been at it all night and we still can't find the cheese.
We'll never find it in this maze.
I smell something around the corner.
Freedom?
If they aren't out in ten minutes, I'm sending in the cat.

I just have to update my fantasy football picks.
Boring.
You've never played fantasy football?
Not like you do.
And now, we hit the showers.

by biped
10-02-15
What if the Titanic had only had cows instead of people?
"COWS AND CALVES FIRST!!! NO BULLS!!! COWS AND CALVES FIRST!!!"
JACK!!!
ROSE!!!
Wasn't I a "dish"?
Just try to remember, Rose.

by biped
10-02-15
I love to wear loafers.
I love to EAT loafers.
Well then, I'll make you a deal. I'll wear them till they're worn out, and then give them to you.
F*** YOU! I don't want OLD loafers with your STINKFOOT in them!
THEN GET A JOB!!!
NO!!!

What do you recommend at this bar?
Our signature ****tail is called, "The Butt Flu"
What's that?
A roofie with a shot of HIV.

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LET GO, ROSE!!!
GAAAAA!!!
by biped, 9-03-15

I finally found some time to take some vacation.
Where are you going?
The boyfriend and I are going to prance off to England.
They already have a wrinkled, old queen.

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