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The new Pope says there's a gay lobby in the Vatican.
I wouldn't know... I've never been there.
But I doubt it's limited to just one room.

by biped
5-10-13
Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight?
No, sweetie.
Why not?
Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it.
Why, you ****ing *******.

After the Boston Bomber was apprehended, Republican Senator Lindsey Graham said the suspect should be treated as an enemy combatant, despite the fact that he is a U.S. citizen.
You might think he did that because the kid was an Islamic immigrant, but Graham has has taken positions to deny rights to citizens who are just like him...
You know, like his votes for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage and gay adoptions, or his oppositions to the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. I guess he'll die a lonely bachelor.

A study by State University of New York found that semen has positive health effects.
Apparently, it has mood altering substances that make you happier whichever way it enters your body.
I'm now looking forward to my doctor giving me a shot.

I need some of your wise advice before I start a relationship with the new guy I'm dating.
Me?
Yeah, I figure someone with your experience could really help me before I make a big mistake.
But you were with your last boyfriend for seven years and I've had cases of hiccups that lasted longer than my relationships.
Exactly.

by biped
2-25-13
You're outta the prom, Hargensen!
BUT--BUT--
"You're outta the prom, Hargensen! You're outta the prom, Hargensen!"
Hmmf! I'll show her!
Somebody hacked the school computer last night. You're outta the prom, Miss Collins.
WHY, THAT LITTLE *****!!!

by biped
2-11-13
BUUUUURRRRRP!!!
My butthole feels funny.

I have to leave now. I'm going on a date.
With whom?
I'll find out when I get there.

We are the hottest guys in here.
I need a prescription for beer goggles stat.
They only take cash here.
So the patrons can remind the bartenders that beer used to cost a nickel?

I started going to a traditional barber shop.
How'd you find out about it?
It's where all the lesbians go.

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