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Dear Fag: Is every Tuesday Taco Tuesday for lesbians?
Of do they just call it Tuesday?
Dear Cinco de Mayonaise: Every day is Taco Day for lesbians...
Until three months later when they move in together and adopt cats.

How soon after this is over do you think we will get together?
You're the first person I want to see.
Because you'll spread faster than this virus.

COVID-19 is God's punishment for society's acceptance of the debaucherous gay lifestyle.
Then why is he killing old, straight people?
by AccentuateNegative, 3-28-20

People are really getting desperate.
Yeah. Last night, I sucked three ****s for a package of toilet paper.
Three ****s! Was it worth it?
But they really needed the toilet paper.

by biped
Hello, may I speak to a Mr. Clifton J. Cornwall?
I'm sorry, there's no one here by that name.
Oh well...I guess I dialed the wrong number then.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

My hotel in Italy comped me a full body massage.
From a man or woman?
Short, round, hairy Italian dude.
How did you keep from getting a boner?
I closed my eyes and pictured a short, round, hairy Italian dude.

GOOD NEWS! We've discovered a cure for HIV in mice!
Do you know what this means?
I don't have to worry anymore about you making Larry ass **** me bareback in front of all the lab technicians?
Right! You'll get to enjoy it now!

by biped
I've decided to try this new thing. It's called "Stripcreator."
"Stripcreator"? What do you do with it?
You create your own strips.
Create your own strips? Strips of what? Bacon?

Can I help you find anything?
I'm looking for dryer balls.
You're not going to get them from me, honey.

Just so you know, since the last time we were together, I was diagnosed with HIV.
Are you taking your meds?
Yeah, and I'm undetectible.
I'm on PrEP and if we use protection with your undetectible status, there is a nearly zero chance of transmission.
Cool. Now if I could just get over this cold I'm fighting.
Get away.

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