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I'm a Gold Card Gay. I've never had sex with a woman.
I'm a Platinum Card Gay. My mom had a C-Section, so I've never even touched a vagina.
Rhodium Card?
Honey, I don't even eat tacos.

Dear Fag: I'm sorta into this guy, but I saw his nudes and he has a weird looking ****. What do I do?
Dear Sir or Madam...
Do you have eyes in your ass?

I'm going to have to start buying condoms again.
Have you tried vegan condoms?
Of course not.
Don't you care about the products that go into your ass?
Both have meat in them if used correctly.

Any New Year's Resolutions?
I'm going to detoxify.
What's the first step?
Get the **** out.

My husband and I are going to adopt.
I don't think I'll ever have kids.
You really don't need an excuse for some young thing to call you, "Daddy."

I'm going to hit the dance floor.
I'll be here.
I should check on my friend...
How long do you want to stay?
As long as they have gin.

by Jeanster
Mom and I are much happier since the landlord fixed up the place.
Kimmy, I'm so happy for you.
Mom was worried about me not eating enough and that it would affect my grades in school.
That's great. You do look less skinny. Good for you.
I don't know how many calories there are in ****roaches, but I can certainly do without them .
Go visit the Alameda County Law Library! It could help you, too!

by Jeanster
A few months later . . .
Hi, Lani. Want to come over after school and play?
Sure, Kimmy. Do you mean at your home?
Yeah! The landlord fixed up the place and even got rid of the ****roaches!
That's great! How did all that happen?
Mom went to the county law library and got information on tenants' rights!
I can't wait to see how much better it looks!

by Jeanster
Last time I had spaghetti it was a horrible experience for me.
Go on.
I was about to eat it when I saw a big dead ****roach in the forkful I was about to put in my mouth.
Eww! Gross!
I screamed and flung the fork away. My mom said I was overreacting.
If it happened at a restaurant you could probably sue.

by Jeanster
Well, Lani, now you know why I haven't invited you to play at my home.
It's not so bad, Kimmy.
No heat, bad water, flaking paint and ****roaches up the wazoo. It's disgusting!
Want to come over to my house for dinner? Mom is making spaghetti.
With or without ****roaches?
Uh, without.

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