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I'm going to have to start buying condoms again.
Have you tried vegan condoms?
Of course not.
Don't you care about the products that go into your ass?
Both have meat in them if used correctly.

Any New Year's Resolutions?
I'm going to detoxify.
What's the first step?
Get the **** out.

My husband and I are going to adopt.
I don't think I'll ever have kids.
You really don't need an excuse for some young thing to call you, "Daddy."

I'm going to hit the dance floor.
I'll be here.
I should check on my friend...
How long do you want to stay?
As long as they have gin.

by Jeanster
Mom and I are much happier since the landlord fixed up the place.
Kimmy, I'm so happy for you.
Mom was worried about me not eating enough and that it would affect my grades in school.
That's great. You do look less skinny. Good for you.
I don't know how many calories there are in ****roaches, but I can certainly do without them .
Go visit the Alameda County Law Library! It could help you, too!

by Jeanster
A few months later . . .
Hi, Lani. Want to come over after school and play?
Sure, Kimmy. Do you mean at your home?
Yeah! The landlord fixed up the place and even got rid of the ****roaches!
That's great! How did all that happen?
Mom went to the county law library and got information on tenants' rights!
I can't wait to see how much better it looks!

by Jeanster
Last time I had spaghetti it was a horrible experience for me.
Go on.
I was about to eat it when I saw a big dead ****roach in the forkful I was about to put in my mouth.
Eww! Gross!
I screamed and flung the fork away. My mom said I was overreacting.
If it happened at a restaurant you could probably sue.

by Jeanster
Well, Lani, now you know why I haven't invited you to play at my home.
It's not so bad, Kimmy.
No heat, bad water, flaking paint and ****roaches up the wazoo. It's disgusting!
Want to come over to my house for dinner? Mom is making spaghetti.
With or without ****roaches?
Uh, without.

somehow i managed to escape that hellhole! i wouldn't believe it were i not here! now i just need to make it home in time to prevent a crime too... too... *choke* too RIBALD for words!
hey mac, did i hear you say you're planning a jewel heist?
er, no, i'm afraid you're mistaken! right now the only thing on my mind is going home to my wife!
i've got a crew ready to go. if you're in, do or say anything and i will find a way to misconstrue it as assent.
wow, what impenetrable silence. i can see you're already fully in stealth mode. reading you loud and clear, pal. we ride at midnight.

holy ****, we have a pool, too? er, i mean, of course we do. fantastic, simply fantastic.
it is, isn't it? it's so easy to forget to appreciate the things we have. i'm bad about it, myself. i love how even after all these years of marriage, we're still learning from each other. hee hee!
it's true, raindrop. i really have been blessed. fortune has smiled upon me. not like that brother of mine, lluks. life's been so hard for him. but what do i care, huh? i was mom's favorite anyway.
yep, i'm sure old lluks would love to have a place like this and a babe like you. i'm sure seeing all this would make him incredibly angry. perhaps even angry enough to kill? i wonder. i wonder.
indeed! what an interesting hypothetical! i enjoy these sorts of abstract thought experiments!

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