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by MikeyG
It wasn't cum, it was snot.

Where are the condoms?
Family Planning is in aisle 10.
Butt sex doesn't cause babies, I just want to ****.

Anything interesting on the convention coverage?
Elizabeth Warren is visiting the Clinton family box.
Rachel Maddow?

It is being reported that Omar Mateen would drink himself into a stupor at gay nightclubs and message guys on Jack'd.
So instead of being remembered as a martyr to Islam and loyal ISIS jihadist, Omar Mateen will forever be known as a self-hating ****** whose religious ideology was weaker than his urge for ****.
Hey! I just figured out how to deter future attacks!

That's just my way of saying I think you're handsome and I'd like to get to know you.
Thanks, but you're not really my type.
You sure I can't buy you a drink?
There's no such thing as bear goggles.

by biped
I lost my virginity during this song. It was at summer camp...Camp Wakkawakka...
I thought your first time was with me after the big Homecoming dance.
Oh, well...that was the first official time. Cousin Harold doesn't really count.
Your Cousin Harold just made my Time- Machine Baby Hit List.

by biped
Ed...would you... could you...REALLY kill Baby Hitler if you had the chance?
Are you kidding?
I'd kill ****ing Baby Adam Sandler if I had the chance.

by biped
Ed, listen--it's "our song"! (sigh) Oh, it's so true what they say... music is the best "time machine."
Uh-huh. Except for one thing...
With music, you can't go back in time and kill Baby Hitler.

Let's go down to the playground and hookup.
The playground? Isn't that a bit weird?
When I was a child, I broke my hymen when my brother jumped off the seesaw, and now that's the only way I can get off.
I thought I was the only one into the Teeter-Twatter.

What happened here?
Farticle acelorater.
Don't you mean particle acelorater?
Not even the Large Hadron Collider could cause this much devastation.
So it was a methane explosion?
Nah, two lesbians were scissoring away and simultaneously queefed.

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