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| Do I need to use more lube? | |
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| No, I ate too many jalapeños tonight. | |
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| I can't believe you dragged me here. It's all old guys. | |
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| Old guys have to come here because they aren't hooking up on social network sites. | |
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| Maybe I should create an app for that. | |
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| Dear ***: At what point do you transition from just dating to being in a monogamous relationship? | |
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| Dear Til-Death-Do-You-Part: While every relationship is different, I think there is one general rule... | |
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| Whenever you're not attractive or rich enough to get anyone else. | |
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| Sorry Happy-Time, but with your ratings still plummeting, we simply have to try pairing you up with new characters. | |
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| Howdy, kids! It's HAPPY TIME! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm Happy-Time Crab, and-- | |
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| --and I'm Taquito, the Infallible Gaydar Matador! Guess what, kids? YOU'RE ALL GAAAAAY!!! | |
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| Dear ***: Why are men such a pain in the ass? | |
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| Dear You're-Going-to-Feel-a-Tiny-Prick: In my experience, it usually comes down to one thing... | |
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| ...and that, boys, is how you build a machine that can automatically suck off a horse. | |
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| But WHY? WHY would anyone build a machine that can SUCK OFF A HORSE??? | |
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| I'm a shop teacher, Billy. "Why" isn't in my ****in' vocabulary. | |
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| And what did he say to that? | |
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| It sounded like "Mff...mffff." Those bags are pretty thick. | |
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| Millions of people would instantly hate us just for saying the words, "I'm gay." | |
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| It's amazing how people can be such *******s... | |
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| When they find out what we do with our *******s. | |
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| So you're the famous George Washington Carver, eh? I hope you don't mind me bringing you into what is, to you, "the future." | |
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| Why? Why did you summon me here, only to chain me to this wall...when there is yet so much for me to do? | |
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| Because I want to good-naturedly "roast" you in song-parody form, and for you to be my New Dad. Now, say "take it away, Biff-meister." | |
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| Take...take it away, B-Biff-meister. | |
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| You dork, you dork, your blunders abound. Your bra is up and your panties are down. The peanuts all hide when you're strollin' around. | |
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| (sigh) Oh well, Wish Fairy, I'll give it one last shot. Please, please, send me-- | |
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| Biff, your dad just got trampled by rogue circus elephants. | |
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| ME AM NURSE BIGGUNS!!! ME PULLED THE PLUG ON YOUR DAD BECAUSE ME NEEDED THE EXTRA BED HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! | |
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| I see. Are you doing anything tonight? | |
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| Well, that didn't work out too well. Please, oh Wish Fairy...send me the dreamy dreamgirl of my dreamiest dreams. | |
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| Sally? What are you doing here? | |
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| The alimony check's late again. | |
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