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allenhenderson, BigEvilDan, boorite, crabby, DexX, evil_d, gabe_billings, inseguri, KajunFirefly, kaufman, maxawa, onion2k, RyanK, Scyess, TEDA, Waste_Of_A_Sniper, wirthling


latest comics from people ObiJo is following

by KajunFirefly
10-02-18
Do you want to watch the new Doctor Who? I think you'll like it.
How is he a girl now?
Well, The Doctor isn't really a "he", The Doctor is a Timelord from the planet Gallifrey and when their bodies are decaying they have the biological ability to regenerate their cells...
...
When they die they respawn with a new custom skin.
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by kaufman
9-24-18
I told you to mop the mess hall. What do you think you're doing? ----------------------- I'm only sleeping.
*sigh*
That's the seventh comic in this Beatle Bailey collection that had that exact punch line.

by evil_d
9-19-18
Avast, matey! I be here to plunder a burger, a large fries, and all yer doubloons!
Oh, hold on, I have a button to press in situations like this.
Whoa, take it easy man. I'm just celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day; no need to call the cops.
I'm not pressing the panic button. This is the zap-customers-who-think-they're-funny button.

by evil_d
9-12-18
Harold Jefferson, you died of a heart attack at 3:07 this morning. It is time for your soul to be weighed.
You don't look like God.
You've never seen God; only pictures drawn by humans. Now, it says here that you merged in front of another driver and then slowed down a grand total of 1,683 times?
I'd like you to balance that against the fact that I always tipped the Girl Scouts a dollar extra when I bought cookies.
It doesn't count if you try to stuff it in their bras. C'mon, lava pools are this way.

by kaufman
9-07-18
Did you hear? The news reported this afternoon that Tom Jones died.
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. I always thought he was so hot.
Me too. He always put so much into his singing.
By the way, do you know if he's going to be cremated?
I have no idea. Why?
Well, I have to know whether to bury my underwear or burn it.

if you're an American in the bedroom ... what are you in the bathroom ?
You're a pee'in
by Waste_Of_A_Sniper, 8-28-18

Interesting - my quad-corder scan also indicates SPLAT - Super Poisonous Liquid And Toxic ! ! !
A quad-corder ! ! ! Awesome ... all I have is this really old tri-corder ... it really sucks ... damn it Jim ... I want a quad-corder too ! !
Well, well, well ... is that frustration I'm hearing from my Vulcan friend ?
F*ck off Bones !

I've completed 2 full orbits around the sun now ... and to be totally honest with you ... that's enough for me ... I really don't need to see any more ...
OMG .... You are soooooo much smarter than I was at your age ... So ... how old are you ?
OK Ur-right, I should be able to do this .... so, one orbit would be like 12 days NO, 12 months & double that would be 24 but U r too small to be 24 right ? Am I right ?
I like this guy.
Of course I'm right. I'm always right hahaha ... but let me tell you, yes, I will tell you this ... it wasn't always this way ... No it wasn't, not like this at all. And of course - the wall.

I'm here to collect the soul of ah... ah one Mr. Mark Zuckerberg ...
Did you like him ?
Huh ? What ? Like him ? No, I don't know him.
Well, to gain full access to Mark, you have to set up a new FB account - set up your profile - find Mark's profile - ask him to be your friend- and then - like him.
And. what if I don't like him ?
Then ... I'd say you're normal.

by kaufman
8-17-18
Oh good, Rodney Dangerfield's coming on.
It's nice having a lot of money. I went out and bought a jukebox last month.
I tell you, it works great. Unless I request an Aretha Franklin song, that is. Then it plays nothing and eats my quarter.
I tell you, I don't get no Respect.

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