people ObiJo is following

allenhenderson, BigEvilDan, boorite, crabby, DexX, evil_d, gabe_billings, inseguri, KajunFirefly, kaufman, maxawa, onion2k, RyanK, Scyess, TEDA, Waste_Of_A_Sniper, wirthling


latest comics from people ObiJo is following

by kaufman
5-18-18
Hello, I'm the Invisible Man, doing a public service announcement on the effects of Viagra.
Ok, let me pop a few of these pills and we'll see if anything happens.
I don't think it's working ... wait a minute,... Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by kaufman
5-13-18
Ok, we've done your ultrasound, and once I take a look at it, you and your husband will know if you're having a boy or a girl.
So what happens now?
He says in a moment the lighting in this room will change. Blue if it's a boy and pink if it's a girl. I'm so excited, I can't wait!
What the? What's going on? DOCTOR, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
STILLBORN!

by kaufman
5-11-18
Oh my god, Jesus, they've crucified you! Who did this to you?
The Romans.
The Romans? But why?
I ... I turned their water into wine.
And they did this to you?
How was I to know the goyim couldn't stand the taste of Manischewitz?

by evil_d
5-04-18
Hey man, the end of days is coming up in a few years and I really need people distracted while I make some preparations.
Think you can draw the world's attention for a bit?
Stand back and watch the maestro at work, sonny.

I want my hair to look like yours !
That's great ! I do have great hair, right ? Great men should have great hair. I don't see anything wrong with wanting to have great hair.
You can have OK hair or really good hair but, why settle for that when your hair can be great ? My hair has been looking great for as long as I can remember.
I want my hair to be great like yours
Great ! The job's yours. When can you start ?

The USA is having such a problem with mass shootings. So many innocent people getting killed.
We should help them.
We could target and drop bombs on the locations of where the assault weapons are being made. But, we might end up killing a few innocent people.
We should help them.
But we are not at war with the USA. Should we really be bombing them and killing a few innocent people ?
We should help them.

by evil_d
4-13-18
Well, that universe was a bust. I think I need to make the dominant species smarter.
Aye, that'd be a good start.
Wh— What are you doing here? You're supposed to be disappeared like the rest of existence!
Search me, mate. Last thing I remember is falling into the loo at the pub.
Oh, so that's where I left the other end of that portal.

by evil_d
4-10-18
Planet Earth was a sinking ship. I always said so. But I knew I could count on you to bring me aboard your two-person spaceship, Elon.
You forced me to at gunpoint. I wanted to bring a woman so we could restart the species.
Ah, women are overrated. All they do is lose their looks and then describe your ***** to everyone.
Hey, let's find that car you launched up here and take it for a spin.
Do you think oxygen is a Chinese hoax, or what?

STRIP ... I SAID = STRIP ... STRIP FOR ME, RIGHT HERE - RIGHT NOW ... OR, OR I WILL ... I WILL ...
What ? Shoot me ? I am The Creator ...
YES ! STRIP CREATOR .. STRIP CREATOR RIGHT NOW ! ! !
Say that again ...
STRIP CREATOR !
OK. I'm starting to see the funny part now ...

How do you like my canaveral ?
What ? you mean - your cape ? Just call it a cape ...
How do you like my cape canaveral ?
Ha, Ha ... that's funny ...

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