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I broke my HB pencil over panels 1 and 2 .... I didn't want to get this mad ... but what else could I do ?
But now I see what I have done ... and now I'm feeling sadder ...
The only thing I want to do ... is empty out my bladder ...
I know exactly how you feel

This is brilliant Scotty ... a drone that looks like a bee. I was researching early human video recordings and ...
... I was wondering what " B-roll " was referring to, so - now I know ....
What's so funny ? Scotty ... are you still there ? {laughing + more laughing) ... Scotty ? ? ? ? Are we ready to roll ? ? ?

by kaufman
Last week I got the best job in the world! I'm a short order cook.
Best job in the world? What's so good about it?
I don't have to do anything! I just sit around all day and get paid for it.
Hey, you look beat. How's work?
Awful. You know that remake of The Wizard of Oz they're making in town? A hundred ****ing munchkins came into our place to eat today.

Mirror, mirror on the wall ... who's the gayest of them all
rorriM, rorrim no eht llaw ... s'ohw eht tseyag fo meht lla
Me !
! eM
It's you !
! uoy s'tI

by evil_d
Putin told me that he didn't interfere with our elections, and I believe him. That should be all there is to it!
I tell my wives I'll stay with them and they believe me. I tell banks I'll pay them back and they believe me.
For more on this philosophy, read my new book, Your Life Will Be Better If You Believe What I Tell You.

by kaufman
Captain, I spy a ship over there that may be ripe for capture. What would you like to do?
We board the ship, take it over, and to let them know we ain't kidding, we make one of them walk the plank. They can draw straws to see who goes.
Draw straws? With all due respect, captain, you can't do that!
I can't? Arrrrrrr! And just why, pray tell, CAN'T I make them draw straws?
'Cause the straws are made of durable plastic compounds that don't degrade, so they'll just sit at the bottom of the sea killing off all the fishes and things.
Hello, McFly, anybody home? I'm sending some fat rich dude to Davy Jones' Locker, and you're worried about a couple of drinking straws?

by kaufman
Let me tell you, son, your mama so fat, she ...

If nobody else submits, this will win me the right to host CC 695.
What's cool about 695 is that it was the year that Clovis IV, King of the Franks died. He was embalmed in mustard and relish.
by kaufman, 6-05-18

by kaufman
Hello, I'm the Invisible Man, doing a public service announcement on the effects of Viagra.
Ok, let me pop a few of these pills and we'll see if anything happens.
I don't think it's working ... wait a minute,... Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by kaufman
Ok, we've done your ultrasound, and once I take a look at it, you and your husband will know if you're having a boy or a girl.
So what happens now?
He says in a moment the lighting in this room will change. Blue if it's a boy and pink if it's a girl. I'm so excited, I can't wait!
What the? What's going on? DOCTOR, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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