Rejection resume

Not necessarily "ha ha" funny, but they're all real lines that have been given to me or that I've seen given to people, and just imagining them happening to you or someone you know can be quite amusing.

by OmniMarconi67
6-27-05
I'm terribly sorry, but my last boyfriend died in November and I'm still in my year of mourning.
You're a great guy and all, but I'm still in love with my ex-fiance.
We would have been a great couple, but my ex-boyfriend literally moved in from California overnight.

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