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by Makin_d_bacon
Will you tell em' or shall I?
I'll do it!
Then be quick about it!
We're moving on, guys! d-bacon has been around for almost 3 years and ME, way longer than that!
To all you fellow strippers out there, we say Adios and...
Hasta la Vista, baby! We may not have always been funny but we ALWAYS had fun! This may sound odd but.....God bless you ALL!

by Makin_d_bacon
Tuesday Morning.....
Now class listen to your school nurse!
Children, I need you to tell your parents the school recommends you each get your shots by Friday!
Wednesday Morning...
Da, the school nurse said Friday tis the deadline to get me shots.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...I'll get around to it, me little darlin'.
Thursday Night...
Funny lookin' Doctor's Office, Da!
Innkeeper! INNKEEPER!! A double-shot of "Jameson" for me wee little girl!

by Makin_d_bacon
Now get out there & grab me some souls!
Weeks of gathering & the quota made!
Finally, the last one. You got somethin' I want fella!
I do?
The Reaper then delivers!
Damnit Reaper! I asked for SOULS; NOT the uppers too!

by Makin_d_bacon
Show me yours & I'll show you mine!
My what?
Your pee pee!
Her WHAT fell off?
You heard me!

by Makin_d_bacon
You wanted to see me, Chen?
Chen want to know if you be a gamblin' man?
Absolutely! I'll gamble on ANYTHING.
Really? OK then, I challenge you to a ping-pong match for $10,000. armless man not only beats you at ping-pong but he kicks yer ass to boot?
Who woulda thought he had a table in his basement?

by Makin_d_bacon
Ah, so.....the old Bishop- Knight gambit, eh?
You gonna make your move or what?
I guess THAT wasn't the kinda move she meant!
Not to worry! I now go to challenge Armless Anders to Ping-Pong match!

by Makin_d_bacon
A Pub in Ireland.....
I say there Paddy, is it true all you Irish are inbred mutts?
No way. Tis a load a blarney, to be sure!
That's not what the rest of the world thinks, mate!
Don't believe a word of it. We Irish are a devout people, that we are!
So, I suppose you'll be wantin' yer nightly "roll in the hay", am I right, boy-o?
That I do, mom! That I do!

by Makin_d_bacon
"...and the winner is..."Green Book"!
Goddamnit, Hoke! Them no good, Hollywood copy-catting, mother friggin...
What's that Miss Daisy? Bring the car around, ya say?

by Makin_d_bacon
I vill BREAK you!
YOU? An Assassin? Bwahahahaha...
You no believe me? Maybe you vill believe John Wick? He once keel three men using...
Using what?
...using ME, a pencil. A FUCK-ing pencil!
So I see...ugh!

by Makin_d_bacon
Just sign that to authorize us to collect your sperm.
OK, then what?
Now go into the restroom and ejaculate in the container provided!
Alright. Seems straightforward enough!
Damn...there's gotta be an easier way ...

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