I Come In Peace? by PhonyB1-24-12 Sup! I had to leave my home planet because I'm addicted to weed Then you came to the right place my alien friend. I have the best stuff around here You have weed? Yup! I have that sticky icky that Snoop Dogg always talks about. But it isn't free so cough up some alien rupees or something 'cough' Sh!t
Adding Injury To Insult by PhonyB1-24-12 Whats wrong Mr. Taichen? My wife left me. But your just a kid, your brain is too small to understand I'm 18 Mr. Tiachen. But I think she may have left you because you're an a**hoIe What did you call me kid? Your daddy isn't here to save you this ti... My son knows Wing Chun
Lying To Death by PhonyB1-26-12 Are you trying to create life Doctor? Create life? How preposterous Doctor, lying to me has severe consequences Lying? I don't know what your talking about His name is Frankenstein
If You Remove It... They Will Come by PhonyB1-27-12 Hey! Didn't you see the 'Beware Of Dog' sign? (Gulp) no... I didn't see any sign Oh that's right. I took it down because it gave up my location Do you... (Gulp) need help hanging it back up? 'Growl' I think I just crapped out my heart