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by Makin_d_bacon
Daddy, I'd like to introduce my new beau, Roger!
He's not one of those "LGBTQ" misfits, is he?
Don't be silly, Daddy! You've taught me well, to steer clear of those weirdos!
Great! No "poofs" for MY lil girl. Bring him in, baby!
So, Roger, what's YOU'RE take on ******s?
Fuck dem oddballs, YO!

by Makin_d_bacon
Are you FOR the U.S. Embassy getting built in Jerusalem?
Is that a question meant to belittle Jews?
How could THAT belittle Jews?
Jews ARE the world's punching bag! You know?
Geez. You people tried kill GOD! Whatdya expect?
See what I mean?

by Makin_d_bacon
What? RCLG wins a contest AGAIN? grrrrrr.....
I smell burning hair! Rags must be cooking again!
So...what's on the menu, Chef ragu4u?
"RCLG on a Shingle"

by Makin_d_bacon
Oct. 27, 1962 Aboard a Russian Sub
Fire the Nuclear torpedo, Gilliganski!
But Skipperonovich...
No "BUTS" Gilliganski. Do it NOW!
I must change his mind!
30 minutes later....
Why did you ask me to blow the Skipper, Gilliganski?
Just saving the world, Mary Annenova. Just saving the world!

by Makin_d_bacon
And who the hell are YOU!
I'm your new neighbor. I'd like to introduce my....
OK Jamalia...start planting the watermelons and get them chitterlings in the fryer.
(*on phone*) Hello? Grand Cyclops? I got a job for ya!

by Makin_d_bacon
We, here at "Build a Bear" apologize for the inconvinience.
My child is traumatized for life! I demand satisfaction!
How would a "free" bear be?
It's a start!
Hurry the hell up! We got 3 more locations to hit up!
I don't even want these darned bears!

... Are you room service?
Do I look like a Mexican to you?

by Makin_d_bacon
Is the poor guy gonna make it?
It depends on how quick the EMT gets him to the ER down the street!
It took an hour for you to get him here. Maybe being an "EMT" isn't your forte'.
Blow me, Doc!

by Makin_d_bacon
What's with all this "knob" talk lately?
Lunch must be going thru a "mid-wife" crisis!
Mid-wife, as in "Doula"?
What in the hell is a "Doula", anyway?
Your lack of knowlegde on "Mid-Wifery" never ceases to amaze!
C'mon, gimme a break! I did study to be an OB-GYN...till I ran out of Rohypnol!

by atomiclunch
Happy birthday, 'Lunch! Jeez, what now? AARP chasing you again?
Thanks, Rags. No, I gave them the slip. Now I have something worse! Look!
Uh, hi.
Can I interest you in my many fine alternatives to "adulting"?
It's like a siren's song!
I know, right? AARP should hook up with HIS copywriter!

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