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by Makin_d_bacon
Oh crap! Here come those damned "wannabees"!
Where's a banana peel when ya need the darned thing?
Geez...did ya have to wear the "BOZO" outfit?
"Imitation" is the sincerest form of flattery!

by Makin_d_bacon
A Seattle Sperm Bank reports.....
It's true! Most Brazilian woman request sperm from our donor #9601?
Because of the outstanding Caucasion traits I suppose?
Yes...among other things. For instance, children from donor #9601 don't have normal body odor! They smell like "I-Hop"!
B.O. that smells like "I-Hop"? Amazing!
Do you have a reservation, Mr. ....?
Some call me "#9601"!

Hey, that was a great comic comp you came up with for that "more comic competitions" thread.
I guess.
There were some great enteries too.
If you say so.
Come on! It's been like a year and a ****ing half! Judge the damn thing already!
Don't rush me *******. I'll get to it when I feel like it.

by brycekain
Hmmmmm..... I have food, money, and medical supplies that could help this poor village. I could give them to the people and help ease their suffering for months to come...
I'm Sally Struthers...
When the hell did they get a Sea World in Africa?

by Makin_d_bacon
Mmmm! Gary hungry for your beautiful brains!
Oh my, I'm scared to death!
Don't get scared. Spoils taste of brains!
*oooomp* *kerplop*
Come back! Ooooh look..."hors d oeuvres"!

by Makin_d_bacon
Oh dear, that poor girl has been handcuffed & gang ****d by ruffians! that help coming this way?
Oh kind sir, save me! Ruffians have cuffed and ****d me repeatedly!
That's too bad. Looks like today is NOT your lucky day. Now bend over & assume the position!

by Makin_d_bacon
Listen Bob, the new 25 yr. old C.E.O. wants to see you NOW!
The "KID" wants to see me, eh? THAT'S not good!
That little punk thinks us oldtimers are useless. Well, he's gonna see ME in a different light!
My thinking isn't "antiquated"! How old do you think I am, anyway?
Just clean out your desk and leave, Bob. Your usefulness around here is like you...extinct!

by evil_d
Companies getting their hands on my Facebook data and using it for nefarious purposes is the sort of thing I used to worry a lot about.
That was back when I had the sense to be ashamed of my personal data. Now my attitude is, if somebody sees my info, that's their problem.
Sir, we have data saying that 53-year-old meth-smoking horse-incest-porn enthusiasts from Terre Haute are overwhelmingly likely to vote Republican.
Do we have an algorithm that can make me forget I ever heard that?

by Makin_d_bacon
Today Antelope, Oregon has been taken over by a cult.
And for more on THAT we go to Roy in Antelope!
Guru Bahgwam, is it true you own 20 Rolls Royces and own 60,000 acres here so your followers can have a place for the daily orgies?
When you put it like THAT it sounds excessive!
And you think it's NOT?
Fine! No orgies ever on Feb. 29th!

by Makin_d_bacon
What's with all this talk about "Furry's" on this site?
It's true! Go check it out for yourself! theory, if furry animals make me horny then I'm a "Furry"!
Hi there!
Oh geez..I hope my boner isn't showing!
You OK?

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