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by Makin_d_bacon
10-21-18 that a birthday card for me?
Fraid not, Mr. ragu4u! This is for Mr. d_bacon. But YOU have so much mail you'll have to picke it up at the Post Office!
Hey...why so happy?
I've got so many cards for my 70th birthday I gotta go pick em' all up!!
...but at the Post Office.....
Wow, rags! If these are all to YOU, why aren't you happy?
These are BILLS!

by Makin_d_bacon
Honey, let's go ahead a select a name for our baby boy NOW!
Ok, babe, whatever YOU want!
I want to name him after my dad!
OK by me. Jack is a fine name. There's Jack Kennedy...Jack Nicholson...and of course, your dad!
...but 9 months later...
Not another bill, I hope?
I don't believe so, Mr. Goff!

by Makin_d_bacon
Halloween Night........
Hurry up and change, Chen. The party starts in 10 minutes.
Ok,ok! I'll be out in 5 minutes.
I hear knocking! I'm going down to let them in.
I just hope your outfit doesn't scare them all to death!
At work, the following day!
So she was mad because you criticized her costume?
She hadn't changed yet!

by Makin_d_bacon
I see our friend AtomicLunch appears to be having issues with his comic contest!
Methinks fowl play is afoot!
That pork-chop is blaming our sorry asses, as usual!
So....he's talkin like Shakespear again, is he? Let's scram outta here!
Hey! Is THAT the pig in that poke ?
I got yer "poke" sticking out just under my belly!

by Makin_d_bacon
Didn't that "Wirthling" fella pray for a wake up call?
Oh yeah, he did.
Well he's still asleep down there!
Then I better give him a "heads up"!
You rang?

by Makin_d_bacon
Rags, CNN is reporting that being sedentary is worse than, heart disease, diabetes, and cancer combined!
So why ya tellin' ME?
You're kidding, right?
You are well aware that I generally move so fast that folks need to put a "timing light" on me to catch every little movement.
I know that only happens when your parole officer comes around!
At least I get a visitor now and again!

by Makin_d_bacon
The morning after the big debate........
Sen. McCaskill, why have you changed your hair color?
That punk, Josh Hawley, was trying to make me out to be a "dumb blonde"!
Too bad you couldn't change that fat ass of yours while you were at it!
Home so soon, Chen?
Hiromi...I think I just quit the Claire McCaskill campaign.

by Makin_d_bacon
YIKES! This is a FIRST!
Look at this! There are absolutely "ZERO" comics listed as "Top Rated" on today!!
Truth will out!
What's THAT supposed to mean?

So this home is in your price range and in the location you want.
Looks good so far.
And I listened to what you wnated and this home has really good bones.
When I said good bones I did not mean skeletons in the closet.

What can I do ya for young feller?
I think a threw a rod in the engine.
Well let me take a look under the hood and see what we got.
Alex Rodriguez?!
The ****er just threw me in the god damn engine!

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