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by atomiclunch
10-15-19
Clouds sure can make funny shapes!
Yeah. That one looks like a dog's bone!
Really? Looks more like a 9 yr. old gir's ***** gettin' rammed by 3 huge *****s, to me!
It DOES?
Absolutely.
Dad's right, Uncle Phil. We NEED to get you laid.

by JoeBlough
10-15-19
Clouds sure can make funny shapes!
Yeah. That one looks like a dog's bone!
Really? Looks more like a 9 yr. old gir's ***** gettin' rammed by 3 huge *****s, to me!
It DOES?
Yup!
You're ****ed up BIG TIME, Uncle Phil!

by JoeBlough
10-15-19
Father Rocco Bonici & the Undertaker
It'sa past time to begin the O'Brian Funeral!
But the Tenor hasn't arrived from Dublin yet!
I'ma gonna finda somebody to do the music. Don'ta you worry!
See that you do. It's hard to keep this many Micks sober very long.
And then the Irishman hated the music!
Incitin' a riot? The riot twern't me fault! That Dago priest never let on it twer a Mick wake!
Tell it to the Judge, McTavish! Tell it to the Judge!

by JoeBlough
10-15-19
Help!
Huh?
Help, I said!! HELP!!
WTF?
*glug glug ugh*
Speak up or Fuck You!

by JoeBlough
10-15-19
Those who dine on Chinese Cuisine...
Ahso! Here come more customers, Hiromi!
...have always had certain fears and....
I'll go prepare a table!
Hello there! Table for two?
...inside the kitchen confirms them!
Here Kitty, Kitty!
Nooooo!

by JoeBlough
10-15-19
Well Doctor, did you find one?
I think it will do nicely!
I hope the soldier appreciates this groundbreaking procedure.
We'll find out in a week or so!
Two Weeks Later....
Unhappy? Why? A grenade blew your ***** off and I gave you a NEW one!
Yeah...but a 2 inch WHITE one?

by JoeBlough
10-14-19
Spare any change for a blind man?
Blind, my ASS! Get a job!
Help feed a homeless, blind guy?
I wonder if he's a fake?
Now We Know!
Here poor man. Take my hunard dollah bill!
Boo-****, you cheap ass Chink! KEEP IT! That ain't nuttin but a lousy 5 spot anyhow!

by JoeBlough
10-14-19
Rudy, did you see my new video where I go all "John Wick" on my political & media enemies?
Did I EVER? I think Keanu Reeves better watch his "six"!
Now I'll have even MORE ladies graveling at my feet for sex!
I think I'll make a video too. I'm kinda running low in the "Date" Dept. myself since the tragedy!
Tragedy? What tragedy?
Epstein's suicide, ya moron!

by Moturd
10-13-19
Suddenly, the Vatican elevator stops.
Lord, I beseech thee. Send your messengers to aid me in this, my time of tribulation. Either Gabriel or Michael would do fine.
25 minutes later...
I heard it's the pope trapped in there.
Yeah, let's get it open before a fire breaks out. Might be hard to explain to the masses.
What was that all about?
I just like to make Francis sweat once in a while. Reminds him to be humble.

by JoeBlough
10-13-19
What's the problem Officer?
The lady next door said you made lewd and lascivious remarks to her.
That's absolutely absurd! I simply went to retrieve my pet that climbed in her window.
Izatso?
I must admit, telling her, "I came here looking for a little *****!", might have been a poor choice of words.
Geez...ya think?

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