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This is the Old Person, so get your coat and Umberson
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Affenficker
4-04-06
Philip Glass deals with the issues of our times...
Old Person...
Yes, English?
Philip Glass eels with the issues of our times...
...are you old?
Philip Glass...FACE FACE FACE~easycook rice~~~~~~~~~~~
You've got to stroll around and BE really old.
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The Karma Sutra for Brown Sauce Fetishists
by
Affenficker
4-04-06
Cyclopean
So, you're a fictional character, then...
Yes, it all started when Howard Lovecraft decided to...
Non-Euclidean
Let me stop you there, you silly, silly man.
What?
Crispian Mills- Dark Satanic Crispian Mills F'tagn
Vo-de-o-do!
[Silence]
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Philip Glass Presents: Teachers
by
Affenficker
4-04-06
Features
Jeff Banks
Creatures
Shabba Ranks
J'...
Faeces
Sherpa Angst
OUST!
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Spandler's Guide to Southern Gothic Literature, Volume 1
by
Affenficker
8-14-04
Theatre- The Glass Menagerie (1945), by Tennessee Williams
Bark!
Miaow!
Monkey!
Dolphin!
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Spandler's Tale 1- Fin de Siecle
by
Affenficker
8-09-04
Malpaso, Texas. December 31st 1899. 11:59 pm. The church bell sounds the coming of the 20th century...
I stand on the cusp of a new era, just a-bellowin' into the void...
...That's why I'm easy...
...oid...oid...
The bells you hear are nought but my own godless gamelan, apt to ensnare young cowpokes into premature participation in the future...
...I'm easy like Sunday Morning...
Suture?
It's good to be alive... in 1985.
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'68 Comeback Special
by
Affenficker
3-03-04
One-Two, One-Two, and through and through...
Spandler, you flavour my comeback with much-needed perspective
It's a privilege to work with you, Mr Glass
Please, let's not make this about anything but...
You love it.
MAMBO!!!!!
I must repress my basest guffaws
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Return to the PUMP! zone
by
Affenficker
10-02-02
Resitance (Voltage\Current) is futile.
Hi Kev PUMP! how are PUMP! you doing? PUMP!
I'm PUMP! fine.
Not even technology can save you, you'd have to transcend even divinity...
PUMP! [Feedback] PUMP! [Further feedback] PUMP!
My quest PUMP! for PUMP! a small sandy PUMP! PUMP! area is going quite PUMP! PUMP! PUMP! PUMP! well.
PUMP!
PUMP! PUMP! PUMP!
PUMP! PUMP!
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Jug.
by
Affenficker
9-20-02
The life and times of Father Alloysius "Conservative Al" Yankovic.
Weird brother- thou wast always favoured in our eccerntric parents' eyes!
We are all sinners. Grow bag. Genubergrupogroinmongers united. When will I ever moisturise my lettuce. Concrete!
Suddenly, "Conservative Al" meets Philip Glass...
I want to make love to you.
I cannot agree, but I will not furtherspice your predicament.
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Faust FAust FauST
by
Affenficker
9-20-02
Marcus?
Yes, M. Night Shyamalan?
...oh, nothing.
alan?
Actually...
Shut the **** up! You're just going to provide some stupid twist, aren't you? Take your hypre-constructed mmmplots elsewhere. I've got guopf on my mind!
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Here comes the apusdo
by
Affenficker
9-20-02
Mr. Lynch, although all powerful, is also benevolent...
M. Night Shyamalan- I allow thee to continue manipulating audiences with thy contrived twist endings
...but they were lesbians!
Spread the word to Joel Schumacher and Chris Columbus.
...but they were lesbians!
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