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by Affenficker
4-04-06
Philip Glass deals with the issues of our times...
Old Person...
Yes, English?
Philip Glass eels with the issues of our times...
...are you old?
Philip Glass...FACE FACE FACE~easycook rice~~~~~~~~~~~
You've got to stroll around and BE really old.

by Affenficker
4-04-06
Cyclopean
So, you're a fictional character, then...
Yes, it all started when Howard Lovecraft decided to...
Non-Euclidean
Let me stop you there, you silly, silly man.
What?
Crispian Mills- Dark Satanic Crispian Mills F'tagn
Vo-de-o-do!
[Silence]

by Affenficker
4-04-06
Features
Jeff Banks
Creatures
Shabba Ranks
J'...
Faeces
Sherpa Angst
OUST!

by Affenficker
8-14-04
Theatre- The Glass Menagerie (1945), by Tennessee Williams
Bark!
Miaow!
Monkey!
Dolphin!

by Affenficker
8-09-04
Malpaso, Texas. December 31st 1899. 11:59 pm. The church bell sounds the coming of the 20th century...
I stand on the cusp of a new era, just a-bellowin' into the void...
...That's why I'm easy...
...oid...oid...
The bells you hear are nought but my own godless gamelan, apt to ensnare young cowpokes into premature participation in the future...
...I'm easy like Sunday Morning...
Suture?
It's good to be alive... in 1985.

by Affenficker
3-03-04
One-Two, One-Two, and through and through...
Spandler, you flavour my comeback with much-needed perspective
It's a privilege to work with you, Mr Glass
Please, let's not make this about anything but...
You love it.
MAMBO!!!!!
I must repress my basest guffaws

by Affenficker
10-02-02
Resitance (Voltage\Current) is futile.
Hi Kev PUMP! how are PUMP! you doing? PUMP!
I'm PUMP! fine.
Not even technology can save you, you'd have to transcend even divinity...
PUMP! [Feedback] PUMP! [Further feedback] PUMP!
My quest PUMP! for PUMP! a small sandy PUMP! PUMP! area is going quite PUMP! PUMP! PUMP! PUMP! well.
PUMP!
PUMP! PUMP! PUMP!
PUMP! PUMP!

by Affenficker
9-20-02
The life and times of Father Alloysius "Conservative Al" Yankovic.
Weird brother- thou wast always favoured in our eccerntric parents' eyes!
We are all sinners. Grow bag. Genubergrupogroinmongers united. When will I ever moisturise my lettuce. Concrete!
Suddenly, "Conservative Al" meets Philip Glass...
I want to make love to you.
I cannot agree, but I will not furtherspice your predicament.

by Affenficker
9-20-02
Marcus?
Yes, M. Night Shyamalan?
...oh, nothing.
alan?
Actually...
Shut the **** up! You're just going to provide some stupid twist, aren't you? Take your hypre-constructed mmmplots elsewhere. I've got guopf on my mind!

by Affenficker
9-20-02
Mr. Lynch, although all powerful, is also benevolent...
M. Night Shyamalan- I allow thee to continue manipulating audiences with thy contrived twist endings
...but they were lesbians!
Spread the word to Joel Schumacher and Chris Columbus.
...but they were lesbians!

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