Pump_Jockey

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I pump gas at a gas station. When you go to your local gas station, don't be cheap, they don't pay us that well. Give us some money. It'll compensate for the brain damage caused by the gas fumes. Send your feedback to pump_jockey@hotmail.com

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A cowboy and his pink and badly drawn donkey.

by Pump_Jockey
1-09-01


	I'm sorry Cindy Lou. It was a real purty horse though.


	Get away from me. I never want to see you again!

Billy Bob heads to the pub to get some advice.


	So what do you think I should do?


	Well, just give her a good reason to stay. I'm sure Cindy Lou will forgive you.

Back home...


	So, I been thinkin' and I decided that I ain't losin' you. I'll tell everybody about that time when you were really drunk and let that cat have sex with you.


	I could never stay mad at you. Get on top of me you big handsome stud.

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