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| Cnn is ready to project Barack Obama our next president of the United States, what an amazing development | |
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| Stay tuned for twelve straight hours of county by county analysis by John King on his Magic Wall | |
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| MSNBC can now confirm what we have been predicting all along that McCain has lost to Obama in the biggest landslide in US history | |
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| It comes as no surprise to us that Barack Obama has won, we welcome our new president and overlord with open arms, Embrace us Barack, we need you. | |
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| The nation is in mourning today, we are confirming that Barack Hussein Obama has just highjacked the election. Probably by conspiring with ACORN no doubt | |
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| Thats terrifying, We should advise our viewers to stay indoors and avoid contact with all negroes until further notice | |
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