After successfully suicide bombing a jamba juice Mohamed arrived in heaven...
-AAAR!!! huh?! Sweet I'm in heaven! Hey God where are the 72 virgins like you promised?
Yeah about that, my notes say you're half black so you don't qualify for the 72 virgins program. Better luck next time, oh wait you're not Hindu... nevermind.
Whu chu takin' bout Allah?
Cheer up Mohamed you still get some virgins, 40 to be exact.
