One day, while in yet another drugged-out deep slumber, Lunesta® Ted® slept-wandered into a cave...
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However, he wasn't alone, as unbeknownst to Ted, there was already a grizzly in there, hibernating. But, the pair slumbered together for the balance of the winter without incident.
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That was, until, the grizzly awoke sooner than normal due to global warming and ate Ted while he was still sleeping, proving Obama's claim that climate change is more of a threat to us than ISIS.
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