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| After a stint as a very short order cook, I decided to go into porn. But, I got thrown out for being too big, if you can believe that... | |
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| Anyhoo... After an even shorter stint in porn, I dabbled in numerous jobs and hobbies including, but not limited to cattle neutering. | |
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| I secretely sold the bull balls on the side and amassed enough money to by this company... You're fucking fired, by the way. | |
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| I don't even work here... I'm here because I'm required by law to tell you I gave your daughter a severe case of vaginal scabies. | |
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