Meanwhile, back at the HOA president's residence...
I've decided on the color for my new roof...
Great... What did you choose?
Black.
Well, as long as it is the correct shade of black, you should be good.
How many different shades of black could there possibly be?
You'd be surprised. And, I will only know if it is the correct shade after you install it... By the way, have you removed that four-foot tall shed from your backyard yet?
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