Chuck, this is Kellyanne. You've probably seen her on TV making an ass of herself and hanging out at Hobby Lobby around the French milled soap and those velvet 'Elvis meets Jesus' art prints.
*eep*
If you don't come out of this self-induced psychosis, Ms Conway here will lick the side of your face passionately. By uttering *eep* you consent to this radical treatment program.
*ee...* Wait. What?
I'm sorry was that an *eep*?
Sounded like it to me. I LOVE bad boys and that excessive mucus problem I have is pretty mild today! Let's do this!