Sorry brother. Holiday weekend. We had shit to do.
Wait a minute, you gave me all this shit about Constitutional rights, religious freedom and the pursuit of pussy and like, you just abandon me??
Look it's all about timing. Now wasn't good time. I had to get a haircut and hang out in my cottage in Northern Michigan. Holiday weekend, brother.
What about, like, the middle aged patriot chicks??
Chuck. My dude. These chicks don't move too fast. This weekend they're binge watching Real Housewives. Next weekend: flags, guns, and punnany. Trust me.