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by ivytheplant
1-14-18
Welcome to the Great Library of Askendore. Here you may ask questions that will help you on your quest.
I roll to eat some books so I can gain knowledge through osmosis.
I roll to loot the rare book room.
Guys, you're supposed to ask the library a question.
I roll to ask the library if I can eat some books for gaining knowledge through osmosis.
I roll to ask the library to look over there for a minute.
The Great Library of Askendore is revoking your library cards.
I roll to eat my library card.
I roll to steal the DM's book.

by ivytheplant
12-29-17
Okay, are you guys ready to begin?
I roll to begin our quest!
Oh FFS Jeremy, not this again.
Your roll failed, you run into the wall.
I can do this Brandon, let me try again. I roll to open the door.
Give it up, Jeremy.
Your roll failed. You break your leg on the doorknob.
I roll to crawl out the window.
I can't believe I gave up movie night for this.

by ivytheplant
12-29-17
That was a hell of a fight, man!
I mean, you really knocked them all right out!
The PTA will think twice before criticizing your cookies again.

by ivytheplant
11-07-17
Nadine gazed lustily at Ethan as he dimmed the bedroom lights.
He turned around and walked towards her, only one thing on his mind.
"Sulsul! Plerg majah bliff?"

by ivytheplant
8-22-15
"Check out this German copy of The Land Before Time!"
Heil Hitler!
That's all the German I know.
Heil Hitler!

by ivytheplant
8-18-15
I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some ID.
I left it in my other pants. At your mom's house.
I was ****ing your mom, is what I'm trying to say.
I believe she enjoyed herself immensely.

by ivytheplant
8-17-15
Look, just let me do all the talking.
If anyone asks you directly, just say you have a concussion and things are fuzzy.
I swear, Bernie, this is the last time I bathe your grandfather.

by ivytheplant
8-16-15
You're a psychologist? Since when?
Since I finished my Master's last year.
I thought you hated that psychology stuff.
I did until I realized how entertaining it's gonna be diagnosing my relatives at the next family reunion.
They're not going to invite you back.
Bingo.

by ivytheplant
8-13-15
Holy **** you're here! Where the **** have you been this whole time?
Minecraft.
The game, right, but where have you been.
Minecraft.
No, I said where have you been?
Miiiiiiiiiiinnneeeecraaaaaaft...

by ivytheplant
10-06-13
So what have you been up to lately?
Oh, you know, the usual: Disposing of corpses through taxidermy and gardening.
Haha you're always such a kidder.
Haha yeah. I've also learned a lot about how human trafficking works.
Oh, that's...nice I guess.
Hey, wanna come see my unventilated shipping container?

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