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by evil_d
5-15-13
Well, if I'm the last man on earth, I won't make the same mistake as that guy in The Twilight Zone. First thing I'm reading is a book on how to make new glasses.
But soon:
Where is—oh no—I've lost my library card! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by evil_d
5-15-13
211 more days. Just 211 more days until the radiation levels die down and it's safe to go outside. Can't wait to link up with some fellow survivors.
Sure hope one of 'em knows something about agriculture. These canned beans won't last forever.

by evil_d
5-14-13
... pant ... pant ... here it is... at last... Iraq.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Okay... Afghanistan... just twelve hundred miles....

by evil_d
4-19-13
Looking back on my life I think I have a lot to be grateful for: loving husband, two beautiful kids... a fulfilling career at a great company—shout out to my lunch buddies, Sandra and Amy!...
...time I got lost in Yellowstone National Park—I mean, you have no idea how big it really is until you have to find your way out on foot! Ended up meeting a nice Park Ranger...
...have to move the smallest disk on top of the stack where you don't want it to go, then the second-smallest on top of where you do want it, then take the smallest again...
This is the last time I ask someone, "Any last words?"

by evil_d
3-28-13
Aha—found you! We're eating venison tonight!
Please, good sir! I am a magical deer! If you spare my life, I will repay you!
Hmm... okay. What can you do for me?
Well, you look kind of scrawny. How about I turn you into a total hunk?
Thousands of years later:
In retrospect, I should have asked, "a hunk of what?"

by evil_d
2-25-13
I've finished cleaning the guardhouse, sir, but I still feel sick. Can I go to the infirmary now?
Braaaaiiiiiiins....
I can't believe they expect us to lay bricks in negative-forty-degree weather. But that's life in the gulag, eh, Alyosha?
Braaaaiiiiiiins....
I took care of those errands for you, Tsezar. So what did your family send you today?
Braaaaiiiiiiins....

by evil_d
1-31-13
Glergnax!! What's this I hear from your teacher about you writing your name in crop circles during a field trip?
It's no big deal, Dad. Those stupid humans don't even know—
It's a big deal to me! I'm not raising any vandals! You're going back to Earth with a crop-reviving gun first thing in the morning!
At least he didn't find out about that cow you—
Shut up!

by evil_d
1-09-13
Hey, I drank that bottle of Robot-Tussin you gave me, but now my chassis feels funny.
Well, I did warn you there might be some side effects.
That was oddly specific.
There may also be some balls effects.

by evil_d
1-08-13
Now this medicine should clear your bronchitis right up. But I must warn you, one of the potential side effects is getting murdered.
Come on, doc. I know they have to list everything that happens to a patient during the clinical trials, but "getting murdered"?
Oh, I assure you, this side effect is very real and very potent. So potent, in fact, that it sometimes happens before you even start taking the drug.
That's completely ridiculous.
What happened here?
Another tragedy of modern pharmaceuticals.

by evil_d
1-03-13
Michael, how did they beat you today?
Well, we needed to control the ball and they just got the ball—had better control of the ball than we did.
When you have better ball control then you can do—that leads to more scoring. They just outscored us and it was because they had the ball more than we did.
I think one thing we learned from today is we learned we can't let them take the ball away from us, you know 'cause that's the most important—to maintain control of the ball and to keep scoring.

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