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by jes_lawson
3-14-18
SO. SHALL WE PLAY SOME DICE, SO I CAN THROW THEM WHERE YOU CAN'T SEE THEM?
Hey! That's MY thing!
RIP Professor Stephen Hawking.

by jes_lawson
12-23-17
Cutter! We're all set for the job - 3am at Walthamstow Self-Store, Unit 6C
Unit 60, got it!
3:45am
Sorry I'm late, lost the house keys. You bring the bolt cutters, Toolzy?
Me? Cutter, I thought that was your job! Fuck! And where's our getaway? Where's Smokin' Wheels?
5am
Ran three red lights, stoned off your face, in an Industrial estate, at 5am...
Uhh... heh... I was uh... late for work?

by jes_lawson
12-07-17
The algorithm team - Paul and Ian
See you next Tuesday Ian
Same to you Paul.
John, and Tom again (he wasn't happy with my art)
AAAGH! I didn't think you'd take this literally. Plus, this is the wrong season for this
Shut up and write some code!

by jes_lawson
12-04-17
Special guest stars - the students: James
I'm just glad you didn't depict me as the Godfather of Soul. Never heard that one before...
Neysha
You cant tell, but I'm wearing purple sneakers. Plus this app is pretty killer...
Joel
I think I got off lightly!

by jes_lawson
12-01-17
Pete G and special guest: Hubble
Ho feckin' ho! Good news from the Christmas huddle!
Did I hear my name called?
Tom B and Tommy McC
I'll walk you later, just let me finish this coffee and peanut butter cake *munch* *gulp* *snack*
Did someone say LaserTech? No way am I looking at that over Christmas! I'm away for a few smokes!
Peter C and Peter L
Did someone say yokes? Forget those, yo, it's 3:59 I'm outta here folks!
Did someone say keystrokes? I've no time for that, I've language files to update

by Geniu$
11-03-17
BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJUROR OF CHEAP TRICKS!
It’s the 9 or 12 of clubs you are thinking of?

by Geniu$
11-02-17
Professor, a kid mutated by the x-gene is at the door
How exciting, what gift does he have?
A withered arm and a club foot
Tell him to **** right off

by jes_lawson
7-19-17
Doctor! The Xenobytes will be here any minute and the only exit is deadlock sealed!
Not to worry! I'll just use my *****!
What?! That's the most ridiculous idea you've ever...AAAGH!
Grnngh... Ow... There! I think that's it... stuck. Shit... Ow.
Prepare to meet your doom, Doctor!
Fuck. I hope I don't regenerate into Colin Baker again. Ow.

by jes_lawson
3-31-17
Thursday afternoon, 3:59 p.m.
See you next Tuesday, Tommy.
Uhh... See YOU next Tuesday, Paul!
See you next Tuesday, Ian!
Yeah, same to you, Paul...
For the record, Paul isn't subtly insulting us, it's just he doesn't work on Mondays and Fridays
Bollocks he isn't! He says the same thing every week at this time!

by jes_lawson
3-15-17
I'm just leaving this as a placeholder
Go on now, I'll be writing the dialog soon...
Go on now, git outta here, seriously, nothing funny to see yet!

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